bloop shlump

The most dumbest thing anyone can possibly say or perform. Usually refered to the act of one playing with another one's tits of the same gender. Most commonly known as to make one shit themself out of pure astonishment if used in excess. Also known as entertaing one's sick disturbing mind.

Yes you gay ho...it means to fuck with one's tits.

PERSON A: Hey Bob, what is cracking?
PERSON B: Not much. Just walking with my shirt off.
PERSON A: (bloop shlumps PERSON B and runs away laughing and pissing his pants)
PERSON B: (no longer in the situation due to one shitting themself )

by JoeyB. July 6, 2007

Golden Slumberer

A term used to describe those that are lulled to a peaceful sleep by the sound of syndicated Golden Girl episodes.

Before bed I always tune the laptop to Youtube, put on a Golden Girls playlist and drift away to sleep! I guess you could call me a Golden Slumberer!

by bmillaa May 1, 2010

slum

Poor quality, poor performance, not necessarily referring to poverty. A sad, destitute state. Evidence of decline (in quality)

That was such a slum performance by the band today.

I haven't gone to school for three days, and haven't done a drop of homework, i'm really slumming man.

by Chaz June 18, 2005

slumbro party

A manly gathering of several bros at one bro's house, where bros tell each other secrets and bond like bros do. Slumbro parties can only occur during long weekends, but they are always the highlight of the week. Similar to a slumber party, but much manlier. Not to be confused with a sausage fest.

Mark: Slumbro party?

Jim: SLUMBRO PARTY!!!

Anthony: YEEEAAHHH!!

Mark, Jim, and Anthony high-five and have the time of their lives at Mark's house.

Tom: Mate, that Slumbro party last night was fucking PRECIPITATING!!
George: I know right?! We're totally having another one next weekend!

by Hot Tamale, I'm Sweating November 11, 2013

Shlum

1. Noun
A person spiraling downward in a constant state of exponential douchebaggery while being utterly

unaware of their negative impact on themselves, others, and/or with anything they interact.

2. Verb
Manifesting a progressively chronic and potentially fatal inability to accomplish "Big Things" or achieve "Gains."

3. Adj
Being in a current state of ruin with no means to escape. Also known as being "Hit."

1. Don't be such a shlum!
2. Don't be a fool and shlum up the party for everyone.

3. That is the shlummiest thing I've ever seen!

by Drewrdyh November 26, 2020

Slum love

An expression of camaraderie from one member of a stereotypically 'slum-living' racial minority to another.

"Some slum love out to my buddy. Gov. Bobby Jindal is doing a friggin' awesome job in his state."--Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele, in an interview on ABC Radio

by genkislaw February 27, 2009

Slum Rat

A slum rat is a female who is a complex individual they are always in desperate need of attention they are constantly looking for drama. Everyone and their momma’s know their business. A slum rat acts like a bad bitch but she really is not. She stays on a mans dick when she knows that she in not wanted around. She is in constant need of attention, She is considered a bird. There are different types of slum rats, However The worse ones are those who do not shower, she is just plain dirty. She dresses for attention and wears clothes that do not fit causing her stomach to pour out nasty! She acts hood but she is just a groupie. A slum rat is like a chamillionaire she can adapt to different scenarios. A slum rat is worse than a hood rat, not only is she louder than a hood rat, but whatever comes out of her mouth is pure trash. A slum rat is a rodent. A slum rat is very sneaky, they do not have class they are obnocsious cause a hood rat has some type of class. Which one are you..? Hope its neither.

If you know of someone who fit the definition than thats a SLUM RAT.

by NICSHA LIEKYA April 6, 2009