Shlong Shlinger

A person that plays with or pulls or slings their shlong.

Omg. Stop shling`n your shlong dan!

by - December 21, 2004

head splinter

I don't know what a head splinter is, other than the obvious, but UD should never have approved the previous definition. Everyone knows that a song stuck in one's head is called an ear worm.

Dude 1: Man, I got a head splinter!

Dude 2: Do you want me to get my tweezers?

Dude 1: No, it's a song.

Dude 2: Don't be an idiot, that's called an ear worm!

by Lusty Lioness January 2, 2010

slingerland

The best drums ever.

"dude, I heard you playing on that slingerland, it sounded loud and awesome!"

by Spam! November 3, 2006

Splinge

Splinge To refer to something as cool

That shirt you got on is so Splinge

by Felix Flame June 4, 2007

Splinter Cell

The best stealth series of all time tied with Thief. Chaos Theory is the best. It is also the cure for cancer and aids.

Bob: "Hey you should play Splinter Cell Chaos Theory!"
Tim: "Hell no I want to play CoD: Same Shit Every Year!"

by You in the futute. May 21, 2014

splinge

A split fringe. A fringe that has split into sections due to high amounts of moisture or oil in it.

That girl has a bit of a splinge going on right now... Someone hand her a comb!

by 123unicornflavouredicecream May 31, 2014

master dick slinger

a dude with a self-confident attitude that causes him to know he is awesome(at everything)espacially at slinging meat/having sex.mostly true master dick slingers dont get much practice but when they have sex they can make most girls cum hard

jeremy:im a master dick slinger im fuckin awesome
tiffany(to her friends):i came so hard last night it ran down my legs

by tjje4ever November 6, 2010