sploink

1.the act of penatrating anothers punani with ones discostick

2. half physicic half rock pokemon on pokemon ruby saphire and emareld

3. careless fratinization

didnt u hear i want to sploink you

by haskinzzz59 July 7, 2009

sploitz

Cooler than cool. Hotter than hot. Neater than neat. Tittier than tit. Sploitz is the cream of the crop, the best of the best, the ultimate form.

Looks at amazingly cool cup at banquet table. "Man, that cup is sploitz!"

by MrWhistler July 4, 2005

Splork

A single drop of water from above (usually a tree, roof eaves, storefront awning, entryway door) that hits you on the head even though you have been avoiding the rain by walking under protective objects along your route, and which occurs at the very moment you let your guard down as you transition from outdoors to indoors... subsequently penetrating your hair, soaking into your scalp, making you feel cold and itchy, causing you to scratch which messes up your hair and makes you look un-smart.

No, I'm not trying to look like a Millennial, I'm scratching my head because even though I made it all the way from Circular Quay to the office without getting wet, I got splorked as I walked in the door... has anybody got a comb?? I'm hungry, lets get a taco.

by Torpedo Fifty One October 1, 2019

Splork

Verb-In-A-Verb, verb or action of a game created by four boys. To splork is to fend of a Bang and to send to one other player. The Bang is to shoot a fictitious bullet-thing from a Uni-Ball pen.

My friend Banged me but i quickly splorked him.

by rpcguy February 15, 2009

Sploiky

A compressed creature may be described as sploiky

Person 1: I put a hampster in a hydraulic press its sploiky now :)

Person 2: I dont want to be friends with you anymore

by Trunko December 21, 2022

sploiting

To betray your allies, To shoot down your own teammates.

"You guys are Sploiting, Im BLUE!"

"Blue? haha not anymore" >:)

by Highspeedlimo January 14, 2009

Sploint

Similar to a spliff, a sploint is a cigarette rolled with both tobacco and marijuana but has a specific ratio of 10% tobacco to 90% marijuana.

Jeff: "I got way higher than I thought I would off of that spliff"

Steve: "That was no spliff, that was a sploint."

by OG Snitch November 13, 2012