Satansoo

A nickname given to the Korean singer D.O (Kyungsoo) his squishy cheeks and doe eyes cause people to think he's innocent but what they didn't know is that he's the embodiment of Satan and that he could kill anyone with his gay death glare
His special moves are choke hold, gay pelvic thrust, failed aegyo, glare of a thousand deaths, and scandalous vocals (they are super affective on Baeks)

Shisus: "Hey Suho...Baek, your child, I heard he was killed by...by who again?"
Umma Suho: "Satansoo...said he was annoying so he shoved a pole up his ass and *SNIFFLES* called him a slut...he died instantly"

by Askazama June 14, 2015

Satan's cock

many loads of cum, frozen in a condom. Frozen cum in the shape of a penis.

Lisa took the satan's cock out of the freezer and sucked on it a while.

by iswallow34 October 7, 2008

Satan's Asshole

Slang term for the DMV or Department of Motor Vehicles. This is a place where one would spend a minumum of two hours, at least in New York, if that person gets there as soon as it opens.

Friend 1: Where have you been all day?
Frined 2: I've been stuck at Satan's Asshole for three and a half hours.

by MrStuddly August 6, 2011

Satan boner

The most common case is when you wake up and have a massive boner that cannot be silenced. Other and more crucial times the boniferus luciferus can occur is when you're in P.E. class sitting during roll call and you be eyeing some girl. Suddenly the teacher will ask you to get up to play and you got a fat wood to show to the whole class. Signs of the satan boner are a 666 on your nuts.

I was checking out jessica when I got hit with the satan boner that poked her in the head it was so devlish.

by Fat Wood November 1, 2008

spawn of satan

... a replicate of the devil himself. A very evil, bitter, unrealing person... This phrase has been Coined.. yes OFFICALLY coined by Sheila R.

... he was a spawn of satan ...

by Sheila Rawr September 28, 2006

Satans cum

When you bite into a pizza roll and the scorching hot sauce burns your tongue. That sauce is satan's cum.

Careful, those pizza rolls are full of satans cum.

by Eriic099 February 4, 2013

Satan's Sock

It's basically when you step on water while wearing socks and that feeling of despair enhances all over your body as the water spreads through your sock.

Me : CRAP!
Guy: What's wrong?
Me: I just got a bad case of Satan's sock
Guy: Quick! Burn it before it possesses you!

by CannibalsForBreakfast November 18, 2013