Spastic Schlong

A massive schlong that makes you go dumb once you get it good.

“My babe gave me some spastic schlong last night - I still walk with a limp!”

by mymumabusesourdoghelp September 19, 2019

Spasticunted

When you have become so tired and stupid and loose all hope for yourself you have become 'spasticunted'

'I just finished a marathon and 8 pints, I'm fucking spasticunted'

'You spasticunt'

by Bald Lee March 31, 2025

El Spastico

A football match between Manchester City and Manchester United

Manchester United drew 1-1 with Manchester City in the El Spastico on Saturday night

by WILODR April 5, 2024

spastic ranger

someone who is a gaynor or eco. not right in the head.

you just broke my mums china vase you spastic ranger

by Olivia and rosie May 23, 2005

Spastic Coupon

Means concept, idea, or deal that was or became convoluted, distorted, or got messed up to an unintended outcome.

I bought thing A at a good price and it turned out to have an issue that made it not a good price. It was a spastic coupon! That person appears to be good person but turned out to be a person that just used you. That person turned out to be a spastic coupon.

by Original42 November 20, 2012

spasiponician

adj: evocative of a catchphrase, chant, poem, song, or speech elicited by a dork, geek, or nerd in a moment of victory, esp. triumphant after concerted efforts of attrition; (from Greek, 'spasi-' meaning 'of the broken,' and 'nike' meaning 'victory'); see spasiponicion

After a sweep of several chess victories, I thought she might further aggrandize herself with a spasiponician monologue, augmenting my humiliation in the process.

by Fnurg the Hexadecagon October 5, 2013

swasticunt

A Asshole Douchebag hybrid. A common phrase used to describe hitler, swasticunt basically means that someone acts like a cunt and has a rose-bush stuck in their ass.

"So i was hanging out with kevin, when he tripped me and called me a bitch for no reason."
"Wow, what a Swasticunt."

by TheYoloMister January 26, 2014