Micro sized human

A male 5”8’ or shorter described in a non appealing way, by a woman 5”9’ or taller

“I couldnt hit that because he was a micro sized human....”

by Iamtaller September 21, 2019

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Fun Sized

Someone who is short

Girl: You're so short
Boy: NO IM NOT IM FUN SIZED

by foxkin July 7, 2020

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Plus sized

Someone who has a large body fat percentage. Despite what others say, being plus sized *can* cause health issues but if they have an active, healthy lifestyle that likely won’t be the case.

Person A: I’m plus sized, I’m 5’5 and 105kgs
Person B: cool! I’m mid sized, I’m 5’4 and 70kgs
Person C: I’m slim, I’m 5’3 and 50kgs :)

by Cosmic ghost December 19, 2022

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The Decently Sized Gay

Someone who is gay, but not gay enough to have the big gay.

Sawyer: I have The Decently Sized Gay, but not The Big Gay
Timmy: And why do I need to know this?

by Your XX chromosome Parent January 28, 2019

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To have a sudden realization so shocking that you drop what you are holding, named for the moment in The Usual Suspects when the detective drops his coffee cup after realizing that the man he has had in his custody all along was Keyser Soze.

When Kevin realized he had left porn on the screen of his office computer, he had a massive sozegasm and coffee splattered all over the floor.

by Fartmonger July 11, 2009

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