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Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter

While driving on your yellow Vespa past a female waiting at a bus stop you invite her to take a ride on your hog. When she approaches thinking you meant the yellow Vespa you flop out your other hog and yell "Check out this broad Marbury" at which point she will undoubtedly want to engage in intercourse. Just before you both are about to achieve simultaneous orgasm you must promptly reach into your backpack and retrieve your tukey baster which is then inserted in her cooter. Turkey gravy is then squirted deep into her fallopian tubes.
Agnes thought she was about to have the best Thursday ever, but instead her mysterious stranger pulled a Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter and now her box smelled like Thanksgiving.
by Slaughterhouse April 24, 2007
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sonter

a northern irish phrase which uses a seaminly usless group of letters to encapsulate the phrase "go away" ,but is intented in a much stronger sense
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sorcerer's apprentice mode

Like Mickey Mouse's brooms, sorcerer's apprentice mode is a computer event that triggers over and over again on its own output. There was once a time on USENET (an internet message board system) where a program was written to cancel anonymously posted messages automatically. Problem was, the canceling message was also an anonymous message which caused the program to trigger on its own output.

This actually will happen if you try to downgrade a 2.0 firmware PSP and you have Norton running...the screen real estate gets used up faster and faster with the same darn error message. This is because it gets a false positive that the downgrader is PSPBrick, then Norton quarantines the "virus" which causes it to notice the freshly quarantined virus as a new virus that was just installed seconds later, and the process repeats.

some source (sorce) code

int main(){
printf("There's been a horrible error!);
main(); /* call the main function and eat more memory */
}
return 0
"I tried to copy the downgrader to my PSP, but Norton seems to have went into sorcerer's apprentice mode."
by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 13, 2007
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Sorcerer

A person who uses magic, for e.g a Wizard
Albus Dumbledore is the greatest sorcerer in the world
by McRambro April 12, 2015
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sortir

1) A shithouse in Russia.
The word derived from French "sortie" (exit).

2) A place, where president Vladimir Putin promised to kill all Chechen terrorists
Putin about Chechnya situation:
"My ih v sortire zamochim!"
(We'll kill 'em everywhere - even in the toilet)
by awaken77 March 21, 2009
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Soteria

A girl who is loyal and a good friend to her friends people turn against her for dumb reasons she is hella sweet people just take advantage of her because she always have food&Money and willing to buy her friends whatever she wants. Soteria carry around bills. She is very into fashion loves purses and shoes and colorful things most likely a Soteria favorite color be Blue or Purple. Soteria is loving and sweet anyone would be lucky to date her. Or be her friend for the ones who don't like her nor hang with her... Too sad too bad because they would never find people like Soteria.
I need a Soteria right now!! I need cash!! I need help my life is falling apart without her!!!
by ANONYSM13 June 4, 2018
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sorcery

communication with spirits, if elements were intellectual and devils could be told, not to exist they're trying for it with you, the nothing that comes?
the idea that, lightning is idea, most surely definitely, and so could you be a lightning mage and bend, it at your will, or harness the static in another's mind, and send the bolt, electric, that he could need to think of something suddenly, his terrain his own, or that he would see you do it, here, was it real.
What sorcery is this? means, what are you trying to say to me? or where do you come from?
by Setsuko Kaguya December 11, 2018
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