poop splash

When you drop a deuce and the water splashes up and hit's your butt hole.

I just dropped the kids off at the pool and got poop splash all over my ass!

by Big Daddy Hammer Fist October 16, 2008

slash fanfiction

fanfiction depicting a sexual and/or romantic relationship or situation between two characters of the same gender.

may involve real people or imaginary (sometimes copyrighted) characters.

often referred to as slash

harry/draco, hermione/ginny femmeslash, orlando/viggo

by spillingvelvet March 27, 2005

splashback

A sort of toilet tsunami. Dropping a turd from a height which hits the water, causing a tidalw wave up the pan which in turn sploshes the water over your arsecrack..

Its bad when it happens in your own toilet - Its worse when it happens in a public one.

Above explains it all.

by wayne March 24, 2005

Splash Mat

Precautionary measure, whereby toilet paper is folded in such a way it covers the surface of the toilet water for the purpose of preventing inevitable splash back from a poo plop.

Other benefits of this practice include preventing the sound of splash down being heard by outsiders.

Steve: "Last time I went to the toilet the splash-back created left me wiping for days, it was so destructive Kathy heard it in the bedroom. Certainly didn't get lucky that night."

Me: "Two words - splash mat."

by Helping the average Joe September 15, 2011

boo slash nay

A term of disapointment usually used in conjunction with a diagonal hand chop gesture. (Related to its positive form, woo slash yay.)

"I didn't get the back stage passes. Boo slash nay."

by Bin Bag Ninja October 7, 2007

Ocean Splash

To Ocean Splash; A double circular motion where one uses one hand to masturbate and the other to dry there eyes whilst crying, resulting in a large splash, much like the ocean.

Many performed the ocean splash after the departure of Jose Mourinho

by 1905mg July 20, 2009

Cave Splash

When the anal snake releases from your poop shoot, splashes water in an upwards direction, and back up your bang hole.

"I pooped, it landed in the water, and the water went up my butt" - Friend
"Ooohhh, you mean a cave splash" - Me

by Whitesmith April 16, 2015