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Sloppy Slime Pouch

A pulsing vagina that looks like an upside down bowl of spaghetti that is dripping butter everywhere.
We better put a tarp down if she's coming over guys, word on the subreddit's is that she's got a sloppy slime pouch and she's not very shy once you get her to open up alittle bit.
by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020
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baba shopper

One who spends crazy amounts USD or YTL (Turkish currency) on an addicting game called Knight Online. They buy items and/or gold from chinese farmsites to get ahead in a game.
Player1: I just bought a iron necklace +3 and Raptor +11 zuahahaah
Player2: Your such a baba shopper!
by biginthepants69 April 19, 2009
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Sloppy Vampire

To preform an act of oral sex on a woman during her period without knowing she is menstruating. Often occurs in the dark.
"Last night I got drunk and ate out some bitch's pussy and I looked like a Sloppy Vampire"
by Ethan F October 17, 2007
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sloppy crush

A crush that is not very methodical or well-formulated. Often causes drooling.
foxtrotsky: "I have such a sloppy crush on that band"
some-random-guy: "ew even the short one?"
foxtrotsky: "especially the short one"
by some-random-guy December 4, 2014
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Sloppy Hot Tub

The prolapsed, gaping, cum soaked asshole of a chubby woman who has had several anal partners. Usually that of an evangelical Christian or devout Baptist that has been recently gang-banged in the butt.
I'd wear a rubber and a second bag on your balls before you go near that ass, it's a Sloppy Hot Tub homie!
by GhostFaceKillah1969 June 13, 2018
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misery shopper

The shopper that goes in a store, usually a super store, hunting for the discounted brands, special offers, mostly due to the lack of finance. These bargain chasers are commonly widespread in the urban areas, and can save large amounts of money compared to the regular customers due to their knowledge in shopping for small and precise amounts.
Cashier1 : Check this fella, he's scanning that shelf like a machine !

Cashier2: Bet he's one of them misery shoppers!
by wobotron January 15, 2010
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Plan shopping

Refusing to commit to a plan in an attempt to leave one's options open in case something better comes along.
Charlie invited Kelsey to dinner. She didn't refuse nor accept his offer, but instead decided to do some plan shopping in case something more exciting came up.
by TheGarbageMonkey June 5, 2017
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