butt smurf

little gay man who takes it in the rear from a bigger man.

The butt smurf wimpered softly as Thor rammed his rock hard penis into his anus.

by chadly buxtonia April 30, 2004

smurfing

Gaming term: Entering your regular server under a different name so u can see whats going on without being recognized.

Commonly used by server admins and the like.

l4m3rtw4t: you cock sucking idiot i will spam as much as i like for i am a n00b
l4m3rtw4t: wwwwwwwww0000000wwwwwwwwdddddfkkkkkkk
Player1: Thats not a good idea
l4m3rtw4t: fuck you dick, i own you and will always
{Player1 Signed As ADMIN }
l4m3rtw4t: Shit

by Moggy006 June 14, 2004

Surface to Air Missile

Pronunciation: (sur-fis) (too; unstressed too, tuh) (air) (mis-uhl or, especially Brit., -ahyl)

This is the term for when you are sitting on the toilet, and flush it (unknowingly sealing your fate) and the water (usually ice cold) comes up into contact with you. Often times with males, this cold water first comes into contact with the family jewels.

Examples:

Dude, I was taking a nuke hiroshima and got hit with a surface to air missile.

I need a mop to clean the floor because I got hit with a surface to air missile.

by JimmyJacobJoe October 26, 2009

Papa Smurf

the leader of the smurfs

did you see papa smurf? he's a pimp!

by BlondesRfunny May 14, 2007

Surface Crackess

The effect of leaving an impression of your ass crack on a surface.

Dude, I left surface crackess on that car window!

by dPythonb September 10, 2009

surfaceyness

The inability to have an in depth conversation that would result in some actual point to talking.

The surfaceyness of most people's conversations these days is quite ridiculous.

by viper6117 April 8, 2010

Smurfery

Any word that would end in an -ry suffix when used by a Smurf.

Brainy couldn't pay his bills, so he was sold into smurfery.

Hefty and Clumsy went to the bar to get smurfed, then wound up engaging in other smurfery.

by Ronintendo September 26, 2011