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A Fake Smile

AKA: Pan Am smile or Botox smile.

To deliver withering insults with a faux sweet smile. It's a socialized way for high ranking classy women/men who have to refrain from stooping to their haters level when in reality, they're desperately wishing that the person would be decapitated by a flying toilet carrying their own trots and any bullshit that the looseness of their bowels cannot carry.
A fake smile can also be used to replace the middle finger or a punch to the mouth to those who don't seem to understand that you could not care less of what they think of you. Their jealousy is a good indication that you must be an awesome person of the highest calibre to spark such fury, envy and outrage.
by The flying toilet February 7, 2018
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Chicago smile

When someone has their throat cut from ear to ear, it is known as a Chicago smile.
He squealed. The mob gave him a Chicago smile.
by Old paratrooper December 30, 2009
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debate smile

The forced smile that a person in a spotlighted position adopts in reaction to an opponent's attack during a verbal spar as a way to save face in front of an audience and to keep the mood seemingly friendly.
Senator Biden flashed his debate smile when Governor Palin accused him of voting for a federal tax raise.
by JMPetersen January 15, 2009
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grassy smile

When someone has pieces of lettuce/green vegetables in their teeth
Uh Julia, you have a grassy smile....after eating all that Kale again
by Youheardcorrectly July 20, 2018
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Potato Smileys

a french fry that has been flattened and shaped into a circle, with two eyes and a smiley mouth cut out. These greasy delicacies were created in hopes that they would cheer up fat, overweight children in schools across America. But, sadly these happy potato snacks are eaten as regularly as normal french fries, potato wedges, tater-tots, or curly fries. There is still debate about the true reason behind all the extra work put into school food such as this, considering the fact that school lunch is still disgusting and noone enjoys it.
dude 1:dude, gimme your potato Smileys...

dude 2:no....go get your own
by Dylan Sanders April 18, 2008
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boobie smile

a creepy smile created by a person. eyes are in a large fixed position while smiling widely with teeth showing.
Annie showed us a pedo smile. Chris showed us a boobie smile.
by Ananaymous June 11, 2011
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Smilies

See:
(:*, :), =)happy
):*, :(, =( sad
=D joyous
D= horrified
=p playful
=3 cute, charmed
=/ unsure, neutral
=s unsure, thinking
=x sealed lips
=o, =0 surprise, astonishment
=*(, D*= a single tear
x_x awful, "oh crap"
>_< constipated
n_n, ^_^, ^^ nice, cheerful
u_u, v_v disappointed, downcast
o_o, 0_0 "woah", "omg"
>_>, <_< "wtf"
._. neutral, blank
T_T stream of tears
@_@ confused, mesmerised
-_- "sigh", annoyance
=_= "curses"
=^_^= happy kittie**
* usually used when avoiding the automatically triggered chatroom smilies
** The "whiskers" can be added to almost all horizontal (underscore-based) smilies
by Lexeh December 28, 2005
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