pile of sticks

another way of saying faggot.

person a>"i lost your money"
person b>"YOu fudgen pile of sticks!"

by millin June 26, 2006

Cancer Sticks

Referring to cigarettes. Primarily used by politically correct smokers who are aware of the drugs potential threats to the body, but enjoy the act of smoking enough to take the risk.

Man I need to smoke some more cancer sticks before we hit up this movie.

by leonittttuss79 October 21, 2010

smacks o'clock

Ah, smacks o'clock, the time when otherwise sane young people become agitated with the progression of the night, and head off to a more ebullient nightspot.

During a lull in conversation, someone will mention how smacks o'clock must be approaching. Nobody knows the exact moment this most undefinable of time begins. Estimates by renowned scientologists and psychic media (surely the plural of medium) have placed the time as early as 10pm, but other sources have suggested a time much closer to midnight. Either way, when the feeling is right, the nebulous idea of a smacks visit enters the minds of the merry band.

Surely, soon we will be drinking £1 bottles, doing the macarena, requesting naughty big screen messages and perving over teenage girls. There will be flashcards aplenty, and injokes galore as the feeling gathers pace.

And then it happens. Suddenly, every glass is empty. We are astanding, moving towards the exit of the pre-smacks drinking establishment, and we are on our way

Another night has begun

Human Being: Let us depart this shithole, surely it is smacks o'clock

Human Being: Don't be silly, it's only ten to smacks

Human Being: STFU, I want to request Total Eclipse of the Heart

by The Mysterious Wanker August 22, 2009

slicks

Automotive racing tires that have no tread pattern to maximize grip.

A good set of slicks are required if you want to get serious about drag racing

by 1Spectre4U August 12, 2003

smickity smack

an adjective to describe something that is 'cool, excellent, well executed, completed in a fine or smooth manner'

Alex's team of developers completed the complex and daunting tasks in a fraction of the time and it worked perfectly during user acceptance test. When asked by the senior management about the status of this task, Alex said, 'it's all smickity smack! Totally smackity!'

by obiwantoby August 31, 2015

Slicks the Nut Hairs

To piss one off. A statement of anger or disgust.

They cancelled the band’s show tonight. They really slicks the nut hairs.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

SickSwine

The correct name for 6ix9ine. The definition of ear torture.

Girlfriend: 6IX9INE IS THE GREATEST RAPPER IN THE HISTORY OF MUSIC!
Boyfriend: You crossed the line this time! We are breaking up! I can’t have a girlfriend that treats SickSwine like a god!

by Dray’s Dictionary July 23, 2020