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schtupt schtofel

Using pube clippings as a Hitler Mustache after shaving a girl’s over grown bush.
Sure I came home drunk and threw potted plants around the house, but my roommate lightened up when I pulled off a schtupt schtofel and marched around the house singing third riche songs.
by 38 March 17, 2003
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schtudy

in your room with a powerpoint open in your toolbar just in case someone comes in when you are wastin your time on the internet on facebook or stumble..
flat out schtudying
by adolydon May 16, 2010
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SMCST

SMCST Means "Swinging My Cock Slapping Titties"
If This was my Last Day on Earth Then all I'll be Doin' is SMCST
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schtig

To kill someone by stabbing through a pillow, as Hugo Stiglitz did in the film Inglorious Basterds.
So apparently a guy got schtigged last night.
by afunkybudgie October 21, 2012
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Smaht

Someone who is both Smart and Hot (attractive)
Those hot geeks are super smaht.
by KitTheStrangeFox March 4, 2015
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Schtoon

Schtoon (Sh'toon) Vulgar Slang
v. Schtooned, Schtoon·ing, Schtoons

v. tr.
1. To have sexual intercourse with.
2. To show up or embarrass another with skill or luck.
3. To play or joke, often used with "with".

v. intr.
1. To engage in sexual intercourse.
2. To act stupid or against someone else's wishes.

n.
1. A unliked and often stupid person, interchangable with douchbag.
2. Used as an intensive: What the schtoon is going on?

Phrasal Nouns:
Schtoon-ball
1. A more direct and intense insult of a stupid and sometimes unliked individual.

Schtoon-bag
1. A wad of meaty flash (usually a human being, or raccoon) that embodies the quality of being an idiot and douchebag at the same time.

Often pronounced Schteen or Schtawn, the word is quite versatile in it's meanings and useage--which can often be improvised to create such things as, "Schtawn-sac" or "Schteen-wad".
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"Hey schtoon-bag, ready to go eat?"
"Naw, I've still got some work to do.
"You're schtoonin' with me right?"

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"Dude, that shot was so cheap--you shouldn't have won!"
"HAHA SCHTOON-SAC, I TOTALLY SCHTOONED YOUR ASS!"
by Julian Lloyd July 30, 2008
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schtreet

Da road in da hood. Down where da homies hang
We was on da schtreet.
by mannie August 8, 2003
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