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tree shaker

A large female.

Origin - If tree branches are shaking as an alligator hunter approaches his or her bait tree, it usually means a large alligator has been hooked. The term is used heavily by Troy on the History Channel series Swamp People.
Drunk Guy #1: Damn, look at that fine girl over there. I'm taking her home.

Drunk Guy #2: WTF? Now, I know you're drunk. She is a tree shaker!
by Sparky J. September 22, 2010
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Super Soaker Surprise

When a girl is going to give a guy head soon he masturbates a whole bunch without her knowledge. Then when she gives him head he's already ready to cum and cums in 5 seconds with the force of a super soaker water gun to her stunned surprise.
Guy 1: "Did Shelly come upstairs with you last night after your date?"

Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."

Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 26, 2010
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One who smokes Marijuana in a regular manor but still performs daily activities.
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pirate smoker

A slang term for a homosexual male. Many groups take offense to it's use, mainly pirates.
Yarr, if ye be a pirate smoker then ye are welcome on our ship, though ye won't be smokin' any of us.
by Jethro December 6, 2003
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soaker

Stepping in a puddle and getting your shoe wet.

In my experience always seemed to happen in the snowy months: Slipping on the snow when jumping across the creek, stepping through the thin ice on the side of a pond, falling through a spring snow bank that has been hollowed out by the thaw's runoff.
Bob McKenzie is standing knee-deep in a vat of beer which is quickly rising:
"My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks."
by Ed December 17, 2004
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Smoker's Karma

The law of cause and effect as it applies to giving and receiving cigarettes to/from strangers without accepting payment. The act of giving a cigarette without payment karmically ensures you will also get a cigarette when you are in need, also for no payment.
Man: "Excuse me, may I buy a cigarette from you?"
Woman: "You can just have one."
Man: "Thanks! That's good smoker's karma."
by benjifranklinthe9th January 3, 2011
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Smoker's Lunch

to chain smoke during your lunch break instead of eating usually because you have no money for food. Since smoking suppresses your appetite, you will not go hungry. A smoker's lunch may sometimes be accompanied with a cup of coffee.
-hey bob, what did you eat for lunch today?

-nothing, I had a smoker's lunch. i dont have any money left, just cigarettes.
by ru 2010 March 18, 2011
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