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Slong Jong

The act of sticking your long slimy black COCK up the nasal cavity of a gorilla while shouting "RIP MY NIGGA HARAMBE!"
Visitor: Hello sir, could I participate in a Slong Jong with this gorilla?

Zookeeper: Why most certainly! Yes, come on in.
by batcarpet August 28, 2016
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slone

A slone is something that is used to describe english preps. They usually have flawless skin, achieved surpluss facial producs or genetics. Both guys and girls have soft, smooth hair; girls usualy have their hair styled into a volumous quiff with one swift hand gesture where they run their fingers through from the forehead and down to one side.
They are usually rich middle class teenagers or are in their early twenties. They wear high street brands such as TopShop and H&M but Jack Wills is a must. Abercrombie & Fitch and Hollister can also be found in their wardrobes along with YSL. They are most commonly seen wearing short skirts and hoodies. They are all usually good looking and their parents host dinner parties regularly.
Most have attended private schools and will carry on their education at Cambridge, Oxford or somewhere similar.
Every year, Hunstanton is filled with slones.

Look at that cardigan on that slone guy.
by Pance January 10, 2009
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Sloane

Being called a Sloane means that you are these things:
BEAUTIFUL
NICE
GORGEOUS
SWEET
basically......everything that is good about a person, you are.
She is such a sloane!
by denner12 November 30, 2010
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sloint

An old wrinkly neck taking the shape of and looking like a vagina.
by Andrew February 25, 2003
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slobnoxious

slobnoxious (slob nok shus) ADJECTIVE. The quality of slovenliness brought to an annoying extreme.
I came back after a month in Europe and found the house trashed.

It stank of cigarettes, motorcycle parts in the living room, busted TV, sofa had all these burn marks. The sink was full of greasy, gray rotting sewage. My brand new cutting board and rosewood handled knives were warped, cracked and molding in the slime.

John hadn't done the dishes in an entire month, the slobnoxious prick.
by Maxhole June 22, 2009
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Sloaned

person 1: "Man, she azzied me for a WEEK just for saying 'damn'!"
person 2: "HAHA YOU GOT SLOANED"
by DRN September 16, 2008
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slonch donkey

Slut, whore, ripper, bop, beezy, stroke, cabby. Female who is loose with sex and loose between the legs. May also be shortened to slonch donk.
Rachel is a total slonch donkey.. Then again, I guess I wouldn't mind hittin' that.
by SB Anon December 8, 2010
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