SpiderMonkey

Verb
The act of climbing and swinging from a tall woman during fornication. For best results the woman should be at least a foot taller than said man.

WOW, look at that tall chick. I would love to SpiderMonkey all over her.

by MGranks01 January 20, 2009

silvermantologist

a divine proponent of Saint Silverman as supreme lord of the universe(which was created by Roche)

basically Silverman is the shit

When Saint Silverman saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer.

-silvermantologist

by Dr. poebux January 13, 2008

Sarah Silverman

The best person ever, period.

Man Sarah Silverman is the shiz-nit!

by zackyboii September 2, 2021

Slenderman

A Slenderman is an abnormally long yet thin penis. In order for a penis to qualify as a Slenderman, it must be capable of being coiled in a circle twice while flaccid.

1- Daniel has a Slenderman, so I bet he's really good at docking

2- I do say, I just saw the most unsettling Slenderman in the locker room.

by Nesta_Love October 15, 2016

spiderman phone

A smart phone that has been dropped, the screen shattered, resembling a spider web, but still works.
Owner, user will continue to use it, dreading the cost of replacing it.

Dude finally upgrades to a smart phone, and what does he do on the first day? He drops it
and converts it to a spiderman phone.

by GATORBOY9A April 29, 2013

Spiderman Special

The act of gently fingering a females asshole while shooting string from a

Spider-Man Mega Blaster Web Shooter into the female's vagina. Covering it entirely with a web. It is an optional choice to sing the Spiderman theme song in the process.

"God billy gave me the best Spiderman Special last night!"

by BigPapaTrump May 16, 2018

Spiderman whale gang

a gang full of ABSOLUTE normies who think they are superior to shark gang but are all secretly gang banging each other

Have you heard of Spiderman whale gang?

no who are they?

oh just these gay normies

by Joshryan01 gang June 6, 2019