Slappy’s Lullaby

When a man masturbates to fall asleep

“I had trouble sleeping last night, so I tried Slappy’s Lullaby and fell right to sleep”

by NapoleonBonerfart9 December 7, 2024

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Slappy Sacks

A game both similar and incredibly different to tummy sticks. The game is played between to males, who take turn slapping each other in the balls. The game finishes once a player taps out. The loser then must give the winner sloppy toppy

Carl: My throat really hurts right now
Pete: Why's that
Carl: I played a game of Slappy Sacks with Jimmy yesterday, and I lost

by Theforbiddengamemaster May 5, 2025

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slappy jack

where you take your hand then you slap it against your penis then slap it back again then do that over and over

I caught my son slappy jacking in the bathroom.

by This is the name your February 15, 2026

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big slappy

the perfect ass of the scout in tf2

i was talking to this girl and damn she got that big slappy

by rabidspanial May 24, 2016

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ur grandpapi big gay booty slappy

Even worse than ur mom gay, ur daddy lesbian and ur granny tranny. Every time it is said, someone shits a whole football

Teddy: “Ur Mom gay”
Skeet: “No u”
Teddy: “Ur daddy lesbian”
Skeet: “Hey uhh—“
Teddy: “UR GRANNY TRANNY”
Skeet: “MAN STOP RIGHT—“
Teddy: “Ur grandpapi big gay booty slappy!”
Skeet: *Dies and shits a whole football* *Rectum the size of Rosie O’Donnel*

by IFap232BluntsIG March 11, 2018

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