Tard Skip

This is a life-hack, in which a messed up person will act like they have a disability in order to skip long lines. It is best used at theme parks when it’s a busy day, and you have a medium to large group of people who want to get to the front. In order to get the full effect, the person should never be out of character

Bailey:I just rode the new roller coaster and only had to wait 2 minutes!
Andrew: No way, I had to wait 10 hours.
Bailey: My cousin just used a tard skip, and they let us right on

by DAB#2 June 15, 2019

Skipping the flump

When you do something socially unacceptable because you forget that there are people around. This is anything dumb that you would only do when you're alone, except you do it in public for everyone to point and laugh at you.

Scratching your balls in public is an example of skipping the flump

Person 1: Dude, stop scratching your balls in public
Person 2: Sorry, i just skipped the flump

by lonelyminnesotan April 16, 2015

skipping memory

when you are trying really hard to remember something, like when someone said something or if its something that happened, and you can remember up to it, and past it but can't seem to remember exactly it.

"Remember last year at band camp when we hung out",
"no, im skipping memory right now i cant remember"f

by perch1987654321 August 14, 2007

Skip to K

To leave, to exit, to bail. As in "Let's skip to K and get the hell out of here."

From a joke about naming the various vitamins by stand-up comic Demitri Martin. As if you had misjudged and now need to shamefacedly bail out on your pathetic attempt.

Okay, well... actually, this party is way awkie. Let's just skip to K, okay?

by EricaSuzanne March 24, 2009

woo skip

A slang named used for a gun, primarily in Chicago

Go grab the woo skip, we gonna bust at these kings

by dicksey normous March 16, 2008

Skip Brainless

A nickname for the idiot known as Skip Bayless, mainly used anytime he says something fucking stupid about Steph Curry or LeBron James, or the NBA in general.

Skip: "LeBron is not top 5 all time!!!!!"

Me: Ugh, Skip Brainless moment

by Smartman23ass May 28, 2021

skip the a.m.

sleeping for such a long time that you miss the a.m. of an entire day.

Fred planned to skip the a.m. and succeeded when he fell asleep at 11 p.m. and woke up at 1 p.m. the next day.

by AlexCK October 20, 2008