stale mail

Email that's so old that by the time you get to it, you might as well just delete it rather than reply.

Steve-O: I got email from Sam looking for that set list.

Spunky: You send it to him?

Steve-O: Naw, by the time I got through the rest of my inbox, he got it from someone else. My inbox is full of stale mail like that.

by AgentMike April 29, 2009

stale ketchup

3 day old period blood found in a McDonalds bathroom.

I used some stale ketchup on my Big Mac.

by HappyMeal145879 October 11, 2013

stale cock

When you cum so much you can't cum anymore

I've hit such a stale cock after all of that sex

by Stale cocks May 24, 2016

Stale Jockey Wiper

A term that describes a Clorox wipe that was dried out because someone left the lid open. May also be used to refer to someone who uses said wipes instead of toilet paper to exfoliate their anus. Some people just like the way it stings.

Josh: "Do we have any Clorox wipes left?"
Kenny: "No, some fawning cum herder left the lid open so all we have left is a bunch of stale jockey wipers."
Josh(aside): "Yes, my anus has been needing that fresh lemon scent."
Kenny: "What?"
Josh: "Nothing."

by datdoedoe August 26, 2016

stale-god

A non athletic faggot with no friends

That guy is such a stale-god.

by Jamaltheking February 19, 2017

shaleishka

The most awesomest person in the world. Beautiful,kind,can be mean if she wants to. If they’re mad get out the way, has many friends, and gets annoyed pretty easily but loveable

Shaleishka is a conbination of Puerto Rican names.

by The One And Probably Only December 9, 2017

shaleiah

Shaleiah is a very complicated girl. She is very beautiful with the best hair around. Don't anger her though. You will get a mouthful from her. Sometimes a Shaleiahs intentions are to do something good but it turns out bad. She is really good at blackmail. Watch out.

Dang. Who's that girl yelling at Rene. Oh, It's Shaleiah.

by Not Saying Ha///ha/ha February 12, 2018