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scumpling

Noun
Also known as a scum dumpling. This refers to a person who engadges in "scummy" acts such as f*cking their boys girl in the bathroom of a dive bar while he's ordering you both drinks.
"Dude did you hear Mike put his balls on that highschool girls face while she was sleeping!"

"Aww man that kids such a scumpling"
by Slizwiz October 23, 2015
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Shrimping

Right before you peak on LSD and you cannot stop laughing at how little everything makes sense
She's shrimping tf out
by gukkibygucci January 24, 2017
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To insert a curved finger into one's anus.
Yeah it was great I went all rawdoggin then she went shrimping on my portside.
by CatMan dlx January 30, 2018
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when 2 gay men put a dead rat in a sperm filled condom and stick it up each others butthole and pull it out with their mouth.
(1)"John Seeley of the Manchester Monarchs is a mad shrimper."
(2)"Dude, Seeley and Kanko shrimped all night long."
(3)"Where's the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins?" "I dont know, probably shrimping in the locker room."
by ThillyBlake December 28, 2005
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To insert ones testicles into a woman's anus, while erect.
Vickie's ass was sore after a long night of shrimping with John.
by The Phantom Poopers January 18, 2009
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A word used by locals of Woodhaven, NY. The term is used to express two euphemistic meanings not normal to is regular definition.

1. The act of surfing the Internet for new pornography.

2. The act of conducting a form of self gratification while watching pornography.

The creation of the term comes from the need to use normal friendly words while discussing taboo subjects while in public.

The derivation of the term "shrimping" comes from the use of the word Prawn to mean Porn. Prawn, though it may have been used this way by many other people, its popularity had increased after the creation of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, in which the protagonist of the game had to visit a location known as Prawn Island. Incidentally, the number one business on Prawn Island was a Porn Studio. The use of the word Prawn to mean porn, comes from the Internet lingo colloquialism to misspell the word Porn by reversing the center letters and replacing the o with a zero. "Pr0n".
<While waiting for the J train at the Canal St train station.>

M: Dude, my girl has been on me about doing IT, but you know... sometimes I feel like I'd rather go shrimping. It's like she doesn't realize how much more effort I have to put into it while she just lays there.

D: Seriously dude? At least you have the option. All I do is shrimp. I shrimp in the morning I shrimp at night. I've even shrimped at school. Be thankful you have real shrimp.

M: You've shrimped at school dude? That's phucking hilarious!
by Captain Prawn Addiction January 27, 2010
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haveing intercourse with a flacid penis!!!
i was shrimping that bitch last night cuz i couldnt get hard
by V.AWESOME February 26, 2011
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