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snowmobiling

a willing girl or guy is fucked doggy style while being steered head-first on hands/arms down a flight of carpeted stairs. using-a-female-receiver "bonus": grab boobs for steering.
I agreed to to let my boyfriend snowmobile me because I got it confused with snowballing. Instead, I'm being fucked down the stairs. / I was snowmobiling this chick last night and it gave us both rugburn. Next time, we're wearing kneepads.
by jenna tulls November 21, 2006
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Slowmo Sexuals

The name given to retarded zombies who do not walk as fast as their prey.
by Gakupo April 17, 2010
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Rocky Mountain Showdown

The yearly football game played between archrival schools Colorado State University and the University of Colorado. The game is played at Invesco Field at Mile High.
Did you get your tickets for The Rocky Mountain Showdown yet?
by Bucknasty Blaser August 9, 2008
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Showmance

A romance between to television, film and theatre actors or realty stars who play the role of the others romantic interests in a television series, play or film (see; reality television). This typically occurs when two actors share one or more scripted "love" scenes or on-screen kisses.

Showmances do, however, develop between two co-stars playing roles in which they are in no way romantically linked, however due to long hours on set and often odd or isolated locales, a couple may develop some sort of relationship to bide their time or otherwise entertain themselves.

An actor or actress may mistake scripted passion or chemistry on screen, for a real life romance off-set. Showmances typically end after the filming has ended.
Brangelina showmance is one of the longest running in history.

(see "House: MD" co-stars; Jennifer Morrison and Jesse Spencer; now engaged, they started their romance around the time it was written into the show)
by urbanr0cker April 13, 2008
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showmance

A "show romance," that is, a romance that develops between reality show contestants or participants, especially one that ends as soon as the show is over. Often entered into primarily as a ploy to gain more camera time. The term was popularized by Kristen, of E!'s "Watch with Kristen."
I thought Nick and Amy shared a real romance on The Apprentice, but their immediate breakup proves that it was just a showmance.
by DavidK93 April 8, 2004
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Simi Valley Showdown

Recognizing Simi Valley as the porn capital we came up with this. This requires 2 men staring each other straight in the eye while masturbating simultaneously. The "winner" would be the person to complete the task first. Looking down is strictly forbidden!
What do you say we settle this dispute with a good ole fashioned Simi Valley Showdown?

He got the role fair and square after he won the Simi Valley Showdown.
by GetCrunk88 January 31, 2010
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showboat

T.O. is such a showboat that he's the reason "Excessive Celebration" is a penalty.
by katie was here July 16, 2009
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