window shopper

To like someone, but not gonna ask them out. Kinda like crushing but you don't want the pressure from being in a relationship. (:

You : I like two girls, but I think I'm gona stay single.
Me : PFFT, you window shopper.
You : HEY! D:<

by trinhdang April 13, 2008

windows shopper

One who enjoys online shopping, they don't even need to use windows. See Windows Shopping

She was a windows shopper so no one ever saw her at the mall.

by Mewchu11 April 12, 2004

shlopped

Incredibly shit faced. Hammered. Point of no return in terms of intoxication.

I had to get tottally shlopped because she was a butter face.

by carmello d. September 23, 2013

bum shopper

a term for a rather stylish person that shops at goodwill,or other second hand stores, from time to time and beats the bums to all the good stuff.

OMG! I was tottaly bum shopping the other day and I found a pair of designer shoes!

You're, like, a super bum shopper! You're so lucky!

by AppleGreyson January 16, 2005

shlooper

A hot bitch, usually in groups with other hot bitches, that are ready and willing to party and get drunk, no matter what it takes.

Damn, look at those shloopers!

by Dick Schultz August 12, 2006

Shopper's monologue

The conversation one holds with oneself upon finally finding an item they like after hours of shopping, but then realizing that they are not sure if they really like the item. Most of the time, they realize they don't really need the item and end up not buying it. Very frequent in women, although occasionally affects men, too.

Leah and Jenae were shopping at PacSun. After many hours, Jenae finally found a shirt she liked. While waiting in the long, long line, Jenae began pondering whether she really needed that shirt. She held a shopper's monologue with herself and came to realize that five other people she knew had that shirt and that she did not want to be a poseur.

by Leah Romm and Jenae Lee February 23, 2008

Slopper

A Slopper is where you shit inside a sock and use it to beat your single mother. You then cum on the floor and put the sock in the puddle you have created, creating a shit sock island. Proceed to place your Morrocan slave's foot insidee of the puddle, and make sure that he stays there until the cum has dried. When the cum is dry, your Morrocan slave will be imprisoned in a puddle of cum, and will live the remainder of their life crying as you beat them with a table tennis bat.

Girl: "Fuck me daddy"
Me: "No, let's chuck a Slopper"

by CockSlurper69 May 19, 2019