shroom o' clock

The entire time you are shroomin' can be referred to as "shroom o' clock".

"hey buddy, do you know what time it is?"
"It's shroom o' clock"

by Ramblin' Evil 'Shroom November 17, 2007

shoomit

A person who suffers from extreme migitism but compensates for that through their amazing mathematical capabilities.
Shoomits get angry over little things so it is best to avoid confrontations.also shoomits have been known to have trouble multi-tasking and conserving money.they also tend to have weak arguments and always leave their laptops lying around so that someone can trip over it and as a result be held accountable for it.96.8% of Shoomits have been seen driving infinitis or cars more expensive then that
Also, Shoomits have hair similar to that of the wooly mammoth, which has led scientists to believe that they have a common ancestry, although others argue that this is impossible given the fact that shoomits are so small.

Will you stop being a shoomit, you've already spent 25000 dollars today
You hair looks like a shoomits hair style, so do you drive an infinti?
It's a good thing your not a lawyer, because your arguing skills are similar to that of the shoomit

by Cabasso February 23, 2008

Shroomy Bastard

someone who uses odd words and phrases usually P.C. terms to disguise what they are doing

Jack: i'll just help you bend over here so i can ascertain the location of this ring so i can just slip it on
Guy: you're raping me! you Shroomy Bastard!

by h.legge October 5, 2011

shroomate

shroomate, n.: An individual with whom you've fondly done shrooms.

plural: shroomates

"Megan and Amanda took some shrooms and tripped for hours. They're now shroomates."

by AKnightAlone June 2, 2012

Shmoomie

When you can't handle the taste of psilocybin mushrooms so you blend them with juice/fruit into a smoothie.

Shroom + Smoothie = Shmoomie

'yo nigga go buy some juice and bananas, we finna make a shmoomie'

by TheThought January 11, 2013

shroom-do

A dome-like haircut resembling a mushroom. Often stereotypically associated with Chinese kids.

Moe from the Three Stooges has an impressive shroom-do.

by Smilodactyl222 February 14, 2015

Shoom

To GTFO there, quick! Can replace any verb in any situation.

I walked in on my parents getting it on, I had to shoom, bro!

by C-bin November 24, 2017