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Shithouse

Person 1: “Do you know where there’s somewhere I can have a shit?”
Person2: “Yeah in that shithouse over there
by its-m-80 March 9, 2019
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Shithoused

Very drunk/pissed,to the point that you might need to spend the night near the toilet/outhouse or a bucket/bin.
"Wow,Tom was so shithoused the other night he threw up so much."
by Montanagrl5 January 17, 2019
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Shithouse Shuffle

When one has to deficate in a public restroom and realizes the toilet paper dispenser is empty after they have deficated, the person then proceeds to stand up (typically with pants down around their ankles or pulled up loosely to prevent poo-residue from getting on their trousers) open the stall door and shuffle to the next available stall in hopes of finding a stall with a toilet paper dispenser that has an adequate amount of toilet paper.
“Bro-when I went to take a shit I didn’t realize there wasn’t enough TP before it was too late, I had to do the Shithouse Shuffle so I could clean my cornhole
by MM197 October 5, 2018
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Shithouse

A method A person can use to overcome a challenger in a disrespectful way aiming to distract the challenger mentally so that tehy fail
"Why won't Ronaldo shoot it? You're shit, you're shit"
-Emiliano Martínez (known as being the biggest shithouse in football history) to Bruno Fernandez
by Ahmed98 December 30, 2022
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shithouse polio

Shithouse polio occurs when you are taking a shit with your phone in your hands. You don't realize that you just spent 45 minutes going through online bullshit. You go to stand up and wobble or fall to the ground because your.legs are weak or asleep
I was dumping the kids off at the pool the other day, and started looking at porn on my phone. I stood up and went head first into the wall because I had contracted shithouse polio.
by anonymous December 10, 2023
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shithouse polio

Shithouse polio occurs when you are taking a shit with your phone in your hands. You don't realize that you just spent 45 minutes going through online bullshit. You go to stand up and wobble or fall to the ground because your.legs are weak or asleep
I was dumping the kids off at the pool the other day, and started looking at porn on my phone. I stood up and went head first into the wall because I had contracted shithouse polio.
by anonymous December 10, 2023
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shithouseable

I think dressing up as cartoon characters is fairly shithouseable
by MATLFan1010 May 2, 2022
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