Schingles

When you are getting a blowjob from a girl and you stick your big toe into her vagina

Yo, she was givin me some good head so I just pulled a schingles on her

by Jr10103 March 11, 2010

SingleSecrets

number 1 minecraft shield pvper. legend has it he trained leytrex and owned lilmustard. I mean just ask lilmustard cuz he go owned!

SingleSecrets is very bad at minecraft

by Unchance April 20, 2021

No Singles Rule

The refusal to buy single measures for girls at the bar.
Thus them getting more drunk than they would be & POW!
It has served myself & close friends very well in the past.

Dave - "I've got a date on Friday with Sarah, but not sure how things are gonna go?"
Steve - "Mate, adopt the No Singles Rule & you're in there like swimwear!"

by LeeKrow November 14, 2010

sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance

A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.

"I'm sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance!" - Lisa Lampanelli (comedienne)

by thatzhowiroll June 26, 2008

shingled

to get drunk, hammered

man, last night i got really shingled

by alexander benjamin August 9, 2005

cold singles

When a friend falls asleep, unwrap a piece of Kraft Singles or any other kind of cheese. Place the square of cheese in your palm, and slap your friend across the face. Bonus points if it sticks to their face.

I'm glad mom went grocery shopping today. Because when Gus fell asleep i gave that piece of shit the cold singles!

by Ross Olson March 10, 2008

Shangles

Anything but everything. Currency or shin guards

Look at these here shangles

by Budnoxious April 8, 2010