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Dirty Shampoo

You are taking a girl from behind and just as your about to cum you pull out, blow your load in her hair and start to massage it in like your washing her hair.
I gave that girl a dirty shampoo last night.
by argyle pimp January 14, 2007
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shimpu

A heightened state of wonderment and enlightenment spured on by the smoking of marijuana.

Shimpu is a sacred encounter that very few will ever experience in their life time.
Only the inebriated with great reverence and devotion to sacred enlightenment can obtain shimpu.

The word origin is from Jackson, Michigan, created when three teenage friends from high school were in a smoke filled car pondering the origins of the universe and the meaning behind everything.
I call shimpu to order.
by jacktown October 20, 2008
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shampoodaphile

a man who enjoyes inserting his penis in shampoo bottles.
As shampoo bottles are very thin at the opening this usually means that the man has a tiny pecker.
Ronald- "man i had the best shower this morning, but i ran out of shampoo, what a bummer!"

Malcom- "oh, when i run out of shampoo, i just shove my dick in the bottle, isnt that what everyone does?"

Ronald- "dude thats bloody wierd, you must be a shampoodaphile and thus have a small nob, init."
by jamalshamali September 1, 2009
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Shimptastic

I just had a shimptastic time!
by shimp1 October 20, 2011
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shamplosion

Occurs when a shampoo, conditioner or soap bottle explodes in one's suitcase, spewing the contents of the bottle all over the contents of the remainder of the suitcase.
"Why does your suitcase smell like Pert Plus?"
"Aauugh! Shamplosion!!"
by Charlotte V May 12, 2007
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Shampoozled

when your shampoo overtakes you in the shower, causing what is known as the "stingy eye".
by A boy named dew January 27, 2008
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Shampawnya

1)Champagne
2)Reference to SNL skit starring Christopher Walken - "The Continental". The character offers all the ladies that come to his door "A Glass of Shampawnya", or Champagne pronounced in a swavy, swinger type accent.
Christopher Walken - "Would you care for a glass of fine shampawnya?"

Christopher Walken - "What happened? What have I done?... I have spilled shampawnya... all over your boobs."
by ShamPawnYa May 14, 2009
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