shelf-like booty

a woman with an ass so enormous that you can put your drink on it while doing her.

Daaaamn!!! Check out that girl's shelf-like booty. You can put an entire 6pack on it!

by Bay Area Jess October 10, 2005

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Beer Shelf

A big ass that serves double duty as a slam piece and a place to rest your beer.

I am going to need some Modelo's to go... this latina girl is coming over and she has a perfect beer shelf.

by BronzeBullcocks April 1, 2010

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top shelf

Of high quality.

Theis drink has a premium price because it's made with top shelf liquor.

by Ken Blair July 2, 2004

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Seffy story

1. A story that is pointless, has no meaning, and is completely unrelated to anything/the topic at hand.

Person 1: "Haha, yeah so Kyle is so totally hawt!"
Person 2: "My friend has a mum who went on a bus."
Person 1: "That was such a Seffy story. GTFO."

by Jew'd June 4, 2007

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shelfield academy

a shitty school where students never stop moaning about teachers, the toilets are a shithole . never get away with anything and can not have any fun without getting sent to mrs garcia

shelfield academy is a shithole where year 8,9 and 10 girls smoke a joint in cornies

by caitlin3011 August 26, 2019

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Shelfing is the the act of one inserting drugs into the anus. Using your finger, about middle knuckle deep if you reach back you’ll feel a little shelf. Place the drugs onto this otherwise they will just come back out. App

“Oi Jimbo lets shelf some pingers before we hit the clubs”

“my friend Rach, introduced me to shelfing mdma caps, best thing EVER”

by Stacey147 March 8, 2021

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