shatnering

Overacting without the underlying skill to pull it off. See "Hambone."

Did you see David Caruso on CSI: Miami last night? He was shatnering so hard I thought he'd bust a vein.

by David Bryant May 7, 2004

Shaving the cat's back

When you run out of Mary Jane and proceed to check the couch for crumbs, gather all your roach's and scrape the rolling table. literally scrounging together everything you have a metaphoric shaving of the felines hind.

Billy ran out of chronic late friday night and couldn't pick up. So he just ended up shaving the cat's back and waited till morning.

by Salmgina February 16, 2010

shaving a weasel

Excuse to an ugly girl when she asks you out on a date, especially to a church function.

"I'm sorry I can't go to the revivial with you; I have to shave my weasel.

by Agent Elle June 10, 2005

shivering timbers

The shaking of a girl's legs when she's having an orgasm.

I'm so good I'm going to give you so many shivering timbers.

by jojijameson December 4, 2017

chavering

A large gathering of chavs in one particular place. They tend to smoke or take drugs when in a chavering. As in all types of nature, they believe that it is safety in numbers.

I went to get some fish and chips, but i couldn't get to the door because of the chavering.

by kirstieissocool December 6, 2006

shavings

weed particles found in random places and smoked when your desperate.

"Shit son we still have our shavings to smoke!!!!!!"

by kN3AShA April 13, 2007

shivering

To act over exited and abnormally energetic, as if you are wired on a boosting drug, not being able to sit still, nervous and restless. Uncontrollable, like a child with a severe case of adhd.

Man, you need to call down and stop shivering!

(Watches friend rip up a napkin at a restaurant out of restlessness). "SHIVERING!"

by Naztrodamus December 27, 2016