shut up war

When two kids get mad at each other and start telling each other to shut up. There's also "you're gay" wars too.

Me: Look at them; they're having a shut up war. Heh.
Kid 1: Shut up!
Kid 2: No, you shut up!
Kid 1: No, you shut up!
Kid 2: No, you shut up!

by spel itt rite June 21, 2006

Shut up woman, get on my horse.

A website with no further intention than to provide you a place to enjoy wonderful horse pop (or lemonade). Byfar the single most amazing flash video ever created.

Look at my horse; my horse is amazing.
Give it a lick.
“MMMmm! It tastes just like raisins!”
Have a stroke of it’s mane,
it turns into a plane,
and then it turns back again when you tug on it’s winky.
“Oooo that’s dirty!”
Do you think so?
Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made -
Sweet lemonade, mmmm sweet lemonade.
Sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade.
Get on my horse I’ll take you ’round the universe -
and all the other places, too.
“I think you’ll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.”
Shut up woman, get on my horse.

by zfrantz December 3, 2009

Shut up nigga

When your homie be really saying some stupid shit, you pull out this term and he done for the day.

(Friend)- Man I really caught 3 bodies last night !
(Me)- Nah, shut up nigga, you tweakin’!

by Thatbignig46 June 3, 2018

shut up and bring it

Something you should say to pathetic little sissies, and and drama queens who hide behind 'teh interweb' aka: email, chat rooms, AIM, LiveJournal, Blogs, forums, etc. - and fight their battles via the internet, because they're too chicken shit to deal with anyone in person. See pussy, wuss, loser and chicken shit.

Ok. ENOUGH with the fucking LiveJournal shit. You know where I live, so shut up and bring it!

by yougot0wn3d November 5, 2004

Shut up John

What you say to someone named John when they are being loud and annoying

Best used by people with a deep voice.

John: (being very loud and annoying)

Good law abiding citizens: shut up John!!

by Big chungchung man February 11, 2019

shut up blud

What to say to your fellow gang mates when smoking a fat blunt behind ESK.

You must always say this when you approach a fellow gang man, this will assert your dominance to the other gang man and make I'm look like a little wetty cuz

Gang Man1: Ayoo wagwan blud cuz I heard you been sayin shit fam
Gang Man2: Nah fam I wasn't saying shit ya get me fa-
Gang Man1: SHUT UP BLUD
Gang Man1: Ah safe fam

by plothicornboy123 October 19, 2017

Shut up Meg.

Phrase normally used when some dick says something stupid
at an irrelevant time, and/or say's a joke that isn't funny
in any way at all.

*in the middle of a silence*
James: Hey guys! Check this out!
John: Shut up Meg.

by haz98 August 16, 2012