[Szechuan]

(Pronounced: Sesh-Won) Silicon Valley term for a female Asian escort posing as a massage therapist ...OR... a fine beautiful Asian lady. Other variations include "Szechee" and "Szechuanees".
Szechee refers ONLY to cute young Szechuans. Szechuanees refers to a group of Szechuans.

Person 1: Hey, I just sessioned with a Szechuan ! She called me Supa-Man!
Person 2: What? You TOFTT? How was she?
Person 1: She speaky a little engrish! But bro, she was a fine Szechee! I'm gonna go post a mini tonight for all my brothers to see! GFE++!BBBJ!!BBFS!!!
Person 2: They are gonna call you a shill again.
Person 1: Oh well. I gotta go now, headed to Santana Row, gonna go buy her a gift!BBFS!!
Person 2: I'll go too. I won't mind staring at all the the Szechuanees.

by So Says CharlySays December 15, 2008

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SECHER

When the kid at the skool had a secher

Yo man did u c that kid have a secher?

by ZOOOBAID October 10, 2003

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