sextard

Somebody who just can't figure out how to fit the peg in the hole.

Will and Laura tried to have sex, but they just couldn't figure it out. They're both bloody sextards.

by ottonomy December 2, 2003

Sextaholic

A person who is addicted to sending text messages of a sexual nature.

Tiger Woods wouldn't be in so much trouble now if he wasn't such a sextaholic!

by palmerj June 3, 2010

sextanting

When responding to undesired sexts or requests for nudes, the practice of sending various images of women and/or men holding or using an astronomical device called a sextant in lieu of ones' actual nudes.

Txt Creeper: Hey gurl, send me one of yo' nudes!

Girl: *An Image of a Woman Holding a Sextant*

Txt Creeper: Hey, are you sextanting me?!

Girl: .....

by rvanorth September 12, 2013

Sextratary

Just like a regular secratary only one you have sex with instead of your spouse or current significant other. So, it fitting in the terms of s"extra"tary.

The whole office was buzzing with the latest news:

Morgyn: "Did you hear about, Jim?"
Keegan: "No, what happened?"
Morgyn: "Jim's wife came to bring him lunch and walked into his office to find him having a nooner with his sextratary right on his desk."
Keegan: "Sucks to be him."

by Saggysocks October 3, 2007

sextravaganza

A celebration of sexual congress lasting at least two days. Primary festivities include sex, oral sex, hand jobs, and grinding (although this is far from a complete list).

Man, I got like 9 bitches coming down to the beach house for spring break. It's gonna be a god damn sextravaganza!

by BFG November 7, 2007

sextroll

someone who is trolling chatrooms for sex.

Sextroll: HI ASL?
Chatter: um, why?
Sextroll: R U A GRL?
Chatter: um. yes. why?
Sextroll: C2C PLZ?
**Sextroll has invited you to view his or her webcam**
Chatter: um, no thanks.
Sextroll: PLZ??

by andiru December 15, 2008

sextacy

the amazing sex you have whilst rolling on e

yo last night i was rolled some e and had the best sextacy of my life

by p00pi3 January 27, 2009