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5 Second Johnny

1.Someone who can only get it for 5 seconds, before the girl realises shes not interested anymore.

2.Only being able to last five seconds.
Did you hear about Kyle?

Yeah i heard he pulled a 5 second johnny when he was with Sam hes so embarrassed he hasnt come out since!
by Scott Hack January 17, 2009
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Loyola Secondary School

Loyola is a School Located in Oakville full of White people that consist of Hockey boys and White boys that think their from the hood, but in reality they all live in a million dollar houses. There’s also they weird white girls that think their the top shit . Everyone hotboxs the bathrooms with their stlhs and puff bars and make the bathrooms smell like blue razz .
Jack : Did you hear what happend at Loyola Secondary School Oakville?
Nick: Yea some kid got caught with their stlh
by Mpftj June 2, 2021
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Greenridge secondary school

If you can personify poor financial decisions as a school , welcome to greenridge . So poor in fact , they bought a "interactive television" at the side of the general office whom anyone's business to go there is to kena cane or get class key , they even bought plastic covers for the new tables which they thought students would be unable to vandalize the tables , only for those covers to turn into frisbees during breaks in between classes , and have dicks and gay love letters drawn inside out of the table . After all that spending the most they did with the remaining money was give 1 or 2 new equipments to CCA's where 90% of the equipments are so old and broken can definitely be considered hazardous. Not to mention this school has everything you need , stay back daily , geh kiam discipline masters and an unhealthy number of teachers who would give you detention like they're fortune slips. Teachers there are hardly doing their job but to vent and rant their feelings outwards to their students in forms of copying textbook 100 times , "my class only ends when I end the class" or hand them the "go to detention after school" Card . They also urge student leaders to run their CCA so they can lepak drink teh tahrik at the canteen then stroll back to the CCA rooms after admiring the budget scenery .
"From each his best" : Greenridge secondary school is all about retest
by Kitty pu August 21, 2021
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Edgefield Secondary School

A school where ... almost all the xmms here are rasetsu in disguise, Supreme Leader Lee Peck Ping spends all the school budget on his weight therapy.
"Yo dude my new gf js from Edgefield secondary school!"
"Dude! That ain't ur girl! Thats a rasetsu after your soul!"
~P cb
by Jhsux August 3, 2022
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5T second rule

The 5T second rule (five-tee second rule, 5-T second rule) is a rule that is secretly the 50 second rule (fifty second rule). The 5T second rule states that if you pick up food or drink within 50 seconds or less, you get to eat the food and drink the drink. It's actually not a real rule and just an excuse to eat food off the floor and drink food off the floor. In 5 milliseconds, there's already hundreds of germs and viruses sticking to the food and many more preparing to stick.
Frank: *chicken wings and French fries with ketchup and a Pepsi falls to the floor.

Frank: Uh, 5T second rule?

Dave: Oh! I guess 5T seconds is a pretty short time to wait to pick up the food from the floor.

*43 seconds pass.

Frank: *picks up the chicken wings and ketchup and eats it.

*Drinks Pepsi with a straw.

*Burps
Dave: Wait a minute! I thought you said 5 second rule. It's been 49 seconds.

Frank's daughter: That's filthy! Even 1 second it has germs.

Frank: Uh? It's got Vitamin F!

*Frank Moment
by HawaiianPunch1 July 14, 2023
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the second-oldest profession

Engineering.

The various religious texts record that in the beginning there was chaos, from which a God created the heavens and earth. That's a feat of engineering. God also said "let there be light" and there was light - a task which now universally falls to the electrical engineer.
But why, then, is engineering only the second-oldest profession? The oldest profession is lawyer. Who do you think created all of that chaos?
by bitchuck September 30, 2023
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Secondhand Embarrassment

When someone's actions other than your own embarrasses you. Also a common feeling when reading or watching something embarrassing like a show or book.
1. Person 1: Did you see that girl trip today? It was so embarrassing, she dropped everything in her hands.

Person 2: Yeah, I know I couldn't handle watching her scramble around, trying to pick it up. The secondhand embarrassment was real.

2. The Character in the book was so embarrassing , that I couldn't continue reading it, cause I got secondhand embarrassment too much.
by Crumpled August 17, 2017
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