Sekou

Listen. If you meet a Sekou in the wild, stay humble. You're in the presence of a divine being. Being in Sekou's aura is like—seeing all the stars at once. Sekou is not afraid of anything. Literally anything. Not even death. That's why Sekou never wears a helmet while biking, triple-jumping, or dancing on top of buildings. Non-conformist to the core, Sekou is wiser than pretty much everyone. Not a know-it-all, but sometimes stubborn AF. A multipotentialite. Whether it's making beats or making buildings, Sekou is gifted with clairvoyancy in both vision and sound. A goofball, Sekou will make strangers faint with laughter on a bus, or chuckle when they get a concussion.

Lisa: Is that....Is that..... *faints*
James: Yes... it's Sekou. Sekou's otherwordly presence has announced that coincidences do not exist. *faints*

by luna4 November 24, 2021

Flag

Get the Sekou mug.

selkirk steamer

When you eat a great deal of corn and spray corn shit all over your partners face after sex.

I gave that girl such a deluxe Selkirk Steamer last night you can call her Colonel Redenbacher!

by Dirty Brett February 18, 2022

Flag

Get the selkirk steamer mug.

Related Words

Selko • Sellout • seiko • sekou • seldom • Senko-San • seko • sekoryuu • selcouth • seldomly

Seiko Shuffle

The act of shaking or in some other fashion oscillating your Seiko (or other automatic wristwatch that is not capable of being manually wound) automatic wristwatch for the purpose powering it up enough to begin ticking so that it may be set and worn. Perhaps more than any other movement, the Seiko shuffle has been made necessary by the ubiquitous 7s26 movement which has since been upgraded (and renamed) to include hacking and hand-winding.

My Seiko Orange Monster has stopped, so I'll need to do the Seiko shuffle the next time i want to wear it.

by Don Victor August 29, 2022

Flag