SchmoeMo

Ridicule, sarcastic dig by use of slow, overly articulated words with pauses between each word.
Aimed at socially inept dolts that just don't get it!
Much like: "read my lips".

"Let me repeat that for you in SchmoeMo": Get lost loser!

by rockmankelly September 4, 2006

schmonster

A large and well-girthed penis.

Hey man, look at your skinny pencil dick. Mine is a schmonster..seee?

by JimmyJokesbiatch July 12, 2011

Scamo'd

Being short; grimy; one who Is naturally dirty ; one who smokes but never smokes out people ; and or one who is self centered all about himself.

He drank my drank and smoked my smoke and didn't throw shit on it! I've been scamo'd.

by Feelgrizzle January 12, 2012

schmonday

An extra day to a weekend. This day would reside between Sunday and Monday and tends to be a needed day of rest after a fun and busy weekend. It may also refer to a non-productive Monday because of a busy weekend.

"I really need a schmonday after this weekend trip because I can tell its going to be a grundle of a day."

by generalChaos August 26, 2013

schmockabsorber

A hooker in Haifa.

I picked up a rash from that schmockabsorber I banged last night.

by Koos January 4, 2004

scemo glasses

Definition 1: Black, thick rimmed, plastic framed glasses. They can be pretty pricey. You don't <i>always</i> see them on scenesters, but if you want to find them, that's where they'll be.
Definition 2: Huge sunglasses that used to look good on Victoria Beckham, and that a lot of scenesters have adopted.

Some scenester wearing scemo glasses: Hey, I like your glasses, are you emo too?
Me: Ahem. No. And neither are you.

by YouThinkICare? June 14, 2006

schmob

Driving really fast on a street with a very modest speed-limit. Usually in a crappy car.

Man, i saw steve schmobbing his pinto the other day.

by Nic August 25, 2003