Scrut

Scrut - (verb) to eat, especially when very hungry.
Scruts - (noun) food, especially good food.

I'm so hungry I'm gonna scrut like a pig when we get to the restaurant.

I hope they have some good scruts at the barbecue.

by rshveyda September 8, 2009

Ya dad on bacon scruts

The ultimate comeback for "ya mam on toast"

Person one: You're gay
Person two: So's your mam on toast
Person one: So's your dad on bacon scruts
Person two: :-(

by Fo' Shizzo November 24, 2004

scrunter

1. As above, an ugly minger of tramplike qualities. Possibly slightly crusty of appearance, often found around off-licenses drinking tennents tramp lager. Its etymological root is scrutty munter.
2. Can be shortened to scrunt, or occasionally mcscrunt, to refer to monetary units.

1. Fuck me! Look at that scrunter.
2. 4-pack of Tennents? That'll be 3 scrunts 99.

by weaver April 13, 2005

scrunter

a woman who is so ugly that to call her a munter would be an understatement

oh my god, that is a scrunter

by lizzie March 7, 2004

SCRUFT

A US Navy acronym. It means Screen Candidate Reported Undergoing Fitness Training.

I'm going to BUD/S but first I will have SCRUFT duty for 5 months in Great Lakes. Oh well, more time to get in shape.

by joej30983hn March 30, 2006

Scrumtrelecent

Something very beautiful, something that is beond Glorious.

Rachel looks very Scrumtrelecent today.

by Richard Diamond November 17, 2003

scrumtrelesent

a way of expressing incomprehensible wordage to describe something.

what to say when there is no known way to express in words


"there is no word, to describe it, therefore I will make one up"


ie. better than the greatest compliment, worse than the lowest diss, and everything in-between that cant already be expressed in known language.

that (insert noun) is so scrumtrelesent that I am at a loss for words

by mike March 4, 2004