Scrolling Anticipation

The anticipation and excitement experienced by a user on a social networking site when scrolling through comments to find the newest one

I had a bad case of scrolling anticipation when scrolling through 5,954 comments on a picture to find out what Adam said to Sal.

by Brandon Gibson June 11, 2008

Scrolling Eyes

When smoking marijuana, your eyes feel as if they are scrolling up and down, thus causing a very frame-by-frame/sketchy vision effect.

"That weed gave me scrolling eyes! It was like I was seeing everything in frames, it freaked me the fuck out!"

by Aaronxlv September 26, 2008

Scooping the Warm Applesauce

Female masturbation either fingering or inserting a foreign object such as a dildo or vibrator done by a girl to herself in order to acheive orgasm.

Omg! I could totally hear Jenny scooping the warm applesauce last night when I was trying to study!

by Well, TOO BAD!!!!! July 23, 2016

Scroogin'

When someone gets upset that Christmas decorations are put up or lit up before Thanksgiving. Also when someone is critical of how someone decorates for the holidays.

Meghan was scroogin' about the Smith's Christmas lights on in their yard up before Thanksgiving.
Meghan and Liz were scroogin' about the poor decorating in their neighbor's yard.

by Meg's Mom January 27, 2017

scroingus

Scroingus refers to a person, thing, or animal (fiction or nonfiction) you like and you think is really precious.

Aww, my cat is such a scroingus!

by TheRealKonekoMotto June 27, 2023

a screening of Zorro

A euphemism that refers to Batman's origin. The act of bringing a douchy billionaire to an event with their spawn then murdering said billionaire. Said spawn must witness this, and thus hopefully be inspired to become a dark & brooding hero.

If Zuckerberg had any kids, he'd be prime target for a screening of Zorro

by IO9 Reader January 5, 2011

Dick Scooping

1. When a girl is good at picking up men
2. she gets more than 4 numbers in a day from hawt boys

Girl "Hey, how you doing? can i haaav yo number? "

Boy "Yeah"

^ doing this more than once in a day is dick scooping

by ThePRO dick scooper October 17, 2011