A tradition where, upon a young lad’s awkward yet triumphant first solo adventure, his parents—presumably both proud and horrified—present him with a ceremonial piece of shortbread to mark his transition into a deeply confusing stage of life.
In the north of England this shortbread is often accompanied by some of the fathers custard.
In the north of England this shortbread is often accompanied by some of the fathers custard.
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"Hey Weev, How will you protect your cornbread while you are being unlawfully imprisoned for doing absolutely nothing wrong?"
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"I will stab a Ninja that reaches across my plate!"
"Hey Weev, How will you protect your cornbread while you are being unlawfully imprisoned for doing absolutely nothing wrong?"
Weev:
"I will stab a Ninja that reaches across my plate!"
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When you’ve just made a grand old error or found out some devastating news it’s appropriate to use this phrase
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Get the Beans and Cornbread mug.Busting a cornbread is when you either; are dehydrated or sweat a lot causing your nut to get chunky, and solid.
by Lil Cenat October 20, 2025
Get the Busting a cornbread mug.when someone, particularly a male, act’s strangely.
As if they were from a midwestern town, that stereotypically is know for incest.
This could also be used if someone is, dumb, overweight, ugly, or just plain weird.
As if they were from a midwestern town, that stereotypically is know for incest.
This could also be used if someone is, dumb, overweight, ugly, or just plain weird.
Amanda “did you see? he was hanging out with that trashy girl”
Karissa “it’s okay bro eats cornbread”
Karissa “it’s okay bro eats cornbread”
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