Scheeze

When you sneeze and fart at the same time and shit comes out

I just scheezed in my pants

by Lester junior robinson October 24, 2008

Schedule

List of things in order of when you will do it

Guys schedule:
Morning wood
Look up porn
Search random shit on ud
watch football

sex

by Flantacolisousniss March 28, 2015

scepticle

The condition of being in doubt as to the existance of one or more of your testicles.

When the bullet went right through the crotch of his shorts, Steve was scepticle.

by MuddyG September 8, 2005

schedule

Urban slang for a controlled substance regulated under the Controlled Substance Act. The substances are listed in a series of "schedules" numbered I through V, depending on when it was first subjected to federal regulation. These substances can be found at 21 C.F.R. § 1308 et seq.

"The five-oh came a'runnin' to pick up dem hoppers slangin' on the corners, but dey stopped me, and I had'a'had a little schedule in my pocket I forgot about."

by mcnulty April 13, 2007

scheched

To be the victim of someone elses incompetence or stupidity.

Johnny scheched me by accidentaly deleting all of important documents because he thought they junk files.

by Britt Forbes May 13, 2008

scepter face

A girl with a smoking hot body and an ugly face (i.e. Everything looks good scepter face.)

Matt, "That girl has a really hot body, but her face is ugly."

Jeff, "Yeah she's a scepter face."

by dooshkanew August 22, 2009

schedulely

On the regular schedule; sometimes; when I feel like it

I'm on my schedulely diet.

by Mya99 November 6, 2017