Pablo Sanchez

The most powerful person on earth.

“It’s a bird”
“It’s a plane”
“ no it’s Superman “
“Wait no it’s.......PABLO SANCHEZ!!!!!”

by King Koconino April 5, 2020

COD Satchel

A COD Satchel is at the top of the food chain when it comes to the ultimate douche, supreme asshole, capt. dickhead, etc., etc. Someone you look at with great disdain and is always willing to step on people for self promotion.

“Sully only thinks of himself and is always screwing someone over, he’s such a COD Satchel bro!”

by Donnie Basco September 15, 2020

dirtless-sanchez

When you walk past a dispenser of alcohol sanitizing agent, you squirt a nice amount into your hand and then slap it across your mark's face, yelling, "Dirtless-Sanchez!"

They can't be too pissed off, after all, you just cleaned their lips for them.

Goofy, spitting nails: "That fuck'in Mickey-- he done got me agin!"
Donald: "What did that goddamn rat do this time?"
Goofy: Well, when I was just walking into the Disney store, Mickey filled his hand with sanitizing gel and slapped it across my face! Then he yelled, 'Dirtless-Sanchez!'"
Donald: "I know! It burned my fucking beak for a full day!"

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker March 13, 2021

tahitian dirty sanchez

Shaving off the side of a coconut and sticking it above a girls lips

I had a good time with edouard last night, he gave me a Tahitian dirty sanchez

by Tahiti plays big August 6, 2014

The Mark Sanchez

The distant cousin of the dirty sanchez, The Mark Sanchez (or as it is also known, The #6) involves a dude anally plowing his gal and then pulling out in order to wipe shit under her eyes to achieve the 'eye black' football player look. After your girl looks like she is ready to throw that game winning touchdown pass, finish off by spraying cum all over her face and head like a celebratory bottle of victory champagne while yelling touchdown.

"Man last night I gave her The Mark Sanchez and afterwards she felt like a champion!"

"I gave her the old #6 and made her look like Mark Sanchez"

by The Pink Manther August 27, 2009

dirty sanches

How to misspell dirty sanchez

This guy spelled gets a dirty sanchez because he spelled it dirty sanches

by Aidem January 27, 2008

satchel

Indiana Jones wears one.

i.e. badass

Phil Wenneck: You're not really wearing that are you?
Alan Garner: Wearing what?
Phil Wenneck: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you just fuckin' with me?
Alan Garner: It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
Phil Wenneck: So does Joy Behar.

by yevkur April 19, 2010