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Man Salmon

Is the manly version of the colour pink. Only guys wear man salmon as to not appear gay or fruity in front of their mates.
Guy 1: Hey dude are wearing a pink shirt?

Guy 2: Na mate its man salmon.

Guy 1: Oh sweet looks good
by Enyap Kcin May 22, 2010
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Saiman Says

Indian youtuber known to eradicate cringe from the youtube community. Posts quality videos and vlogs.
Pewdiepie: This saiman says guy is funny! I'd like to meet him
by Lmaodead September 15, 2020
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P Dookie Salmon

Overly disgusting homeless man or homeless man in general who causes a mass disturbance in a public place, often having a large presence of Law Enforcement involved.
1. After a few minutes of negotiations and some ouchie bullets from the meany greeny shotty, P Dookie Salmon was placed under arrest by the LAPD
2. After chasing some people with a machete at a park, and shooting at police with a cross bow, P Dookie Salmon was eventually lit the fuck up by police.
by LEOLover69420 October 20, 2020
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Wanking Simon

A variation of the "Peeping Tom", the "Wanking Simon" also falls into the wider subcategory of the "Peep-Wank". Like his cousin Tom, the Wanking Simon will be found peeping through chinks in the curtain or gaps in the timber Venetian blinds at unsuspecting victims who are in a state of undress. The Simon will be simultaneously getting his wank on, hence the name "Wanking Simon". Participants commonly engage in sweater-wearing, as it has been found that a tight knit weave is perfect for brushing over the beaded brow expected from such exertion.
"Why, look at that man over there! He's peeping through the gaps in the timber Venetian blinds of the neighbour's spa house! What is he doing?"

"He's wanking! And look! He's wearing a sweater!"

"By God, you're right! It's a Wanking Simon! Call the police!"
by Hauparu Bay December 17, 2011
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simon ese

Mexican Spanish phrase meaning loosely (and undeniably), "Of course, dude!"
"Are you going out with that hot Latina chick?"
"Simon ese!"
by carriemay100 June 29, 2006
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Simone Simons

Is a Professional German Mezzo-Soprano singer known for being the Frontwoman of the Symphonic Metal band "Epica" since she was 16 years old.

With her red hair, white porcelain skin and beautiful blue eyes.. she has stolen the hearts from her loyal fans and winned attention all over the world thanks to her talent and beautiful voice.
*Simone Simons can be heard too in the video "The Haunting (Somewhere in time)" of the american metal band Kamelot.

* Simone Simons can be found at her myspace web: www.myspace.com/simone_simons or in the band's web www.myspace.com/epica
by AnnChristabel February 27, 2008
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Simon The Hottie

Simon is the absolute hottest and cutest boy you will ever see. He will make you instantly cum in your pants. His bunda is big, his knockers are bare, he will make you cum with one glance. By far the most alpha, chad male you will ever see.
Person 1: have you seen Simon The Hottie?
Person 2: Yeah, I came instantly.
Person 1: Shiiiiit, I wanna have that experience.
by Simon The Hottie Stan June 23, 2021
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