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An activity, taken up primarily by men, as it is a very manly activity.
Usually includes the use of explosives to demolish small walls and buildings.
If one is feeling surprisingly manly, small animals can be blown up also.
Such an activity can only be made more manly through the addition of firearms, most notably an M203.
To increase the level of manliness to over 100% one should attempt to add in the use of Nuclear weaponry and/or other Thermobaric explosives.
An activity, taken up primarily by men, as it is a very manly activity.
Usually includes the use of explosives to demolish small walls and buildings.
If one is feeling surprisingly manly, small animals can be blown up also.
Such an activity can only be made more manly through the addition of firearms, most notably an M203.
To increase the level of manliness to over 100% one should attempt to add in the use of Nuclear weaponry and/or other Thermobaric explosives.
Man: Dear, me and the boys are going out. I'll return to make sweet sweet love to you in about 13 hours.
Woman: I can't wait that long! Can't I just come with you? I can call some of my girlfriends
Man: Don't be silly woman! We're going to blow stuff up, it's too manly for you and your "girlfriends"
Woman: We can watch!
Man: You don't want to be watching when we blow up a kitten, a diamond or a cooker! hahahahahaha
Man walks off chuckling at his amusing sexist jab.
Woman *to herself*: Fucking men...
Woman: I can't wait that long! Can't I just come with you? I can call some of my girlfriends
Man: Don't be silly woman! We're going to blow stuff up, it's too manly for you and your "girlfriends"
Woman: We can watch!
Man: You don't want to be watching when we blow up a kitten, a diamond or a cooker! hahahahahaha
Man walks off chuckling at his amusing sexist jab.
Woman *to herself*: Fucking men...
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
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Taking your mega-huge raging boner and stuffing it under your elastic shorts band or belt area of your pants to keep it from sticking out.
Saves from embarrassment as well as keeps your woody from knocking items such as drinks off of table tops. Also prevents potential injury.
(Inspired by Superbad, also a vital component of surviving junior high)
Saves from embarrassment as well as keeps your woody from knocking items such as drinks off of table tops. Also prevents potential injury.
(Inspired by Superbad, also a vital component of surviving junior high)
Did you see what Jessica was wearing today? I had to stuff mushroom it through my entire presentation!
Good thing I pulled a stuffed mushroom otherwise the elevator would have smashed my cack!
I had a stuffed mushroom during gym class today, I don't know how I managed to run that mile!
Good thing I pulled a stuffed mushroom otherwise the elevator would have smashed my cack!
I had a stuffed mushroom during gym class today, I don't know how I managed to run that mile!
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Yo Mikey Holla, "I was playing Pokerstars last night and called a preflop raise with 55, the flop was Q5Q, so i bet and he pushes all in! I call and donk has AK! Thinking I have him right where I want the turn brings another Q and the river shows the final Q!!!!!!!!"
Mikey Holla, "Typical! You just got dealt the Stars Stiffy!"
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