when you're foolish friend from Long Island says and does things outside his realm of actions.  the word "cock stitch" can be used to refer to him from this point forward
"Yo, i'll get all those bitches after i whip your ass." "Shut up man, "You're a cock stitch".  (evidentally false due to the fact that the bro is incapable of this)
by Stallion_Scarecrow December 19, 2008
 Get the cock stitchmug.
Get the cock stitchmug. A rapper of the horrorcore genre. One of the best, and part of Serial Killin' Records. Also known as SKR. Also consists in a group called Red Dawn with KGP and SickTanicK.
Lyrics are made up of horrific murder, rape, necrophilia, fighting and other violence.
Lyrics are made up of horrific murder, rape, necrophilia, fighting and other violence.
by StitchMouthSKR September 12, 2010
 Get the Stitch Mouthmug.
Get the Stitch Mouthmug. by Sha September 30, 2003
 Get the boy stitchmug.
Get the boy stitchmug. Something that saves nine. A phrase that came into coinage in the 19th century meaning that if a patient is treated in the early stages, he or she will have a better chance of suriving.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004
 Get the a stitch in timemug.
Get the a stitch in timemug. Pitch Stitch is the swagger that cricketers (and wannabes) use when walking. It can commonly be identified by minimal movement in the hip area, an exaggerated leg movement similar to line dancing, and a nod of the head in time with each step.
Pitch Stitch can also describe a stationary stance or Pitch Pose which follows the in motion swagger and is commonly adopted by two batting crickets in the middle ground when the supposed strategy talk is taking place. Pitch Pose is recognisable by shift of weight to one side and the placement of the hand on hip.
Both Pitch Stitch and Pitch Pose can occur off the ground, typically is bars and clubs where it’s accessorised by double vodka red bulls or other forms of liquid cocaine.
Pitch Stitch is frequently used to mask insecurity and may be a symptom of an over inflated ego.
Pitch Stitch can also describe a stationary stance or Pitch Pose which follows the in motion swagger and is commonly adopted by two batting crickets in the middle ground when the supposed strategy talk is taking place. Pitch Pose is recognisable by shift of weight to one side and the placement of the hand on hip.
Both Pitch Stitch and Pitch Pose can occur off the ground, typically is bars and clubs where it’s accessorised by double vodka red bulls or other forms of liquid cocaine.
Pitch Stitch is frequently used to mask insecurity and may be a symptom of an over inflated ego.
"check out his pitch stitch, looks pretty happy with himself, must have put a couple away last night"
by Tassie16 June 1, 2009
 Get the pitch stitchmug.
Get the pitch stitchmug. Stitches: a painful piece of fabric they put into your body the sitches then sometimes turn into poison consuming your red blood cells and then causing your heart to drain. Your brainstem collapse because your brain becomes too heavy. Stitches are never something you should get. You've been warned.
by Adeslin July 10, 2011
 Get the Stitchesmug.
Get the Stitchesmug. To skilfully and surgically pass a large amount of work onto someone who hasn't requested the work or the responsibility.
The stitch up is usually between friends or colleagues who take great enjoyment at drowning each other in responsibility and project deliverables.
The stitch up is usually between friends or colleagues who take great enjoyment at drowning each other in responsibility and project deliverables.
Nick had one goal, and that was to make sure he didn't end up with any tasks to manage. He needed to stitch up someone fast. Luckily for Nick, Matt was unprepared for the verbal tirade of professional compliments in the opening minutes of the meeting that made him a certainty to take the lead and workload.
by Arsebadger January 2, 2016
 Get the Stitch Upmug.
Get the Stitch Upmug.