Stiff Rich

A hard, turgid penis. Engorged and raging hard on.

I’m going to have to rub one out. I got a stiff rich and it needs release.

Rachel rolled over last night and rode stiff rich till she came.

I was sporting a stiff rich all through gym class today.

by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018

Stiff Where?

you say this when you wanna tell people that u have healthy hair.

"My hair is so pretty" "stiff where?"

by xXurbanxgirlXx March 4, 2021

stiff pele

When you kick someone in the balls and they have a boner.

George was being a dick so i gave him a stiff pele

by Roger bebow October 7, 2005

Stiff Hanger

A random erection at any time, without any kind of motivation or assistance.

Damn i was sittin in class the other day and got a stiff hanger out of nowhere...

by Macadoshis October 15, 2010

Stiff Lippin’

When someone refuses to suck the dick.

Rachel was stiff lippin’ last night so I had to rub one out.

All these thots are stiff lippin’ tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

stiff lord

yet another word for an erection. This term is especiially effective while watching star wars episode III revenge of the sith because i got it from "Sith Lord"

At the sexy part of the movie, Michael got a stiff lord.

by Sean Mannateeing June 22, 2005

Stiff Henry

Slang term used by southeasterners to describe the alcoholic drink Steel Reserve. The origin of this terminology is unknown, however its implications are rumored to be non-homosexual in nature.

Good Example:
Frederic: "Greetings, Clancy. Are you prepared to partake in a round of Stiff Henrys?"

Bad Example:
Ville Valo: "Is it still stiff, Henry?"
Henry: "Why, yes. Yes it is."

by Uriah April 26, 2005