The Shoresy

You do a handstand, a girl blows you and right when you finish, she gives yer balls a tug titfucker

Last night some pals of mine was throwing back some Gussenbrews and looked over to see me getting The Shoresy

by SmokeyMcP0t November 29, 2021

answer key score

Getting 100% on a test, quiz, etc.

Best to avoid saying this in front of teachers as they may end up thinking you actually cheated with an answer key.

Can also be said "answer key marks/test score/score". Or just "answer key".

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"Holy shit! You got an answer key score on that math final?! Why didn't you help me study?!"

"I did, you tard, leave me alone."

by nyahnyah January 11, 2008

spend like a drunken sailor on shore leave

To spend a lot of money at any one given time; taken from the fact that sailors, while on shore leave, used to spend all of their money on whores and alcoholic beverages

I stopped letting my wife use the credit card. Every time she goes to the mall, she spends like a drunken sailor on shore leave!

by Pissed Off Paul October 7, 2003

Modern Smorefare 2

The game that Modern Warfare 2 has become: a madhouse where every game is filled with campers.

James: Call of Duty is such a great game, bro!!
Chris: Why would you still play Modern Smorefare 2, it's filled with campers!

by redmetal777 April 29, 2010

Jersey Shore Douche Bag

One who acts like a dip shit off of the "jersey shore" I.E. anyone who is a tool that calls them selves the "situation"

The sitiuation from jersey shore is a jersey shore douche bag

by thats right mofo March 19, 2011

Shore

A joking/sarcastic way to say yes or sure. This response is commonly used to sound foolish when responding to something.

Mike: Want to go do something stupid?!?!
Greg: Shore!!!!

by shores February 24, 2013

tortoise shore

A cheap alternative to the well known Turtle Beach headsets, the Tortoise Shore is a homemade device used for online video game play. It is made from a pair of headphones being worn on top of your game headset, which can cause significant discomfort.

Pro: Wow kid I heard you coming from a mile away with my $200 Turtle Beach.

Random: Well I can only afford this lousy Tortoise Shore, so I guess I deserved to lose.

by BiirdMan May 30, 2009