Sheffield jet wash

When your shaging a fat bird and she puts you off that much that you fake orgasm and give her a full bag of piss

I pulled this fat bird last night, she was so fat I had to fake an empty and give her a sheffield jet wash

by Junction 31 service center October 15, 2019

Smeefoclast

FOMO balls FOMO balls FOMO balls FOMO balls FOMO balls FOMO balls FOMO balls FOMO balls FOMO balls FOMO balls FOMO balls FOMO balls FOMO balls FOMO balls FOMO balls FOMO balls FOMO balls FOMO balls FOMO balls FOMO balls FOMO balls Vault of FOMO give me my fucking smeefoclast whore

I tried to get Smeefoclast this weekend but look smeef puke shit fomo let Trey fuck my wife and I didn't get it sad face :(

by Look Smeef Fomo September 5, 2021

smerfy

Sexy Rich (Sells Dope) Tall Intelligent Man Who Plays Valorant

Person 1: Have you heard about the man, the myth, the legend himself?

Person 2: No, who’s that

Person 1: It’s smerfy betch

by kooliceaid January 6, 2022

Smiffy

To be pompously furious for something that you probably shouldn't get furious over. The thing you'd be furious over is petty, useless and doesn't really affect anyone in the long run at all.

"Ayo, is Alexandra still mad at us for sitting in her spot at the lunch table when she was absent?"

"Yeah, what a smiffy bitch."

by TobyLikesWaffles February 9, 2022

Steff

Leo’s kitten. Cute asf kitten.

“Omg have you heard about kitty steff, Meow”

by Kittysteffmeow February 16, 2023

sheffer

Slang term for pedophile

Herbert from down the street is such a sheffer.

by Osama bin Queefin' March 27, 2023

Steffan Rees

Has a collection of hard socks under his bed

“Oh his names steffan Rees”
“Bet he has loads of hard socks under his bed”

by Charlottexox June 12, 2023