1. To take advantage of one's slightly superior position at an office by making desperate and nonsensical comments to younger women in the hope that they will be naive enough to find it cute.
2. Unleashing one's alcohol-fueled loneliness leaving the recipient sexually victimized to an extent that recalls the effect of being sodomized by a step-father or likewise quasi-authority figure.
3. To prevent the matriculation of male trainees to full-time employment as a means of not diluting one's pussy pond.
4. To grow a salt and pepper goatee; to view open rejection as flirtation.
2. Unleashing one's alcohol-fueled loneliness leaving the recipient sexually victimized to an extent that recalls the effect of being sodomized by a step-father or likewise quasi-authority figure.
3. To prevent the matriculation of male trainees to full-time employment as a means of not diluting one's pussy pond.
4. To grow a salt and pepper goatee; to view open rejection as flirtation.
1. Michael: Wow, look at the hat you're wearing, I am genuinely impressed with your ability to warm yourself.
Girl: Please stop smelling your hand.
2. Girl 1: Hey, why are you hiding behind the corner?
Girl 2: Michael is hovering around my station if I get Sauterized one more time tonight I'm going to need to get a rape kit done and then join an improv comedy troupe.
3. Girl 1: What happened to that hot hipster with the big teeth, I haven’t seen him around?
Girl 2: Michael trained him.
Girl 1: God! Why does he have to Sauterize every possible sex partner? He has turned this place into a wasteland of Spanish speaking homos and muffin-top slampigs. Why can't he just go home and let his dog lick on his salt and pepper beard while he masturbates to Gossip Girl?
Girl 2: He has a dog?
Girl: Please stop smelling your hand.
2. Girl 1: Hey, why are you hiding behind the corner?
Girl 2: Michael is hovering around my station if I get Sauterized one more time tonight I'm going to need to get a rape kit done and then join an improv comedy troupe.
3. Girl 1: What happened to that hot hipster with the big teeth, I haven’t seen him around?
Girl 2: Michael trained him.
Girl 1: God! Why does he have to Sauterize every possible sex partner? He has turned this place into a wasteland of Spanish speaking homos and muffin-top slampigs. Why can't he just go home and let his dog lick on his salt and pepper beard while he masturbates to Gossip Girl?
Girl 2: He has a dog?
by Anette Nora January 8, 2009
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by Rees October 20, 2004
Get the cocoa shunter mug.A verb meaning to fail to meet expectations, particularly at a moment critical for success or even slightly respectable results.
Slightly derogatory, indicating the type of disapproval that can only be backed by the weight of a nation's scorn.
Slightly derogatory, indicating the type of disapproval that can only be backed by the weight of a nation's scorn.
"Well we almost won the game, but the kicker missed the extra point so we lost by one."
"Man, he really shustered that!"
"Ouch, you son of a bitch! That's the wrong hole!"
"Sorry honey, I was only off by an inch and a half."
"Shuster me again like that and we're through!"
"The United States team has a chance to go up by two and almost certainly clinch a victory here in the ninth end."
"Oh no, he pulled a shuster! What a letdown!"
"Apparently he truly enjoys the taste of disappointment."
"Man, he really shustered that!"
"Ouch, you son of a bitch! That's the wrong hole!"
"Sorry honey, I was only off by an inch and a half."
"Shuster me again like that and we're through!"
"The United States team has a chance to go up by two and almost certainly clinch a victory here in the ninth end."
"Oh no, he pulled a shuster! What a letdown!"
"Apparently he truly enjoys the taste of disappointment."
by rabidsquirrel13 February 18, 2010
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Man oh Man, my Shluter was so HUGE i'm suffering from post-pardon depression!
Man oh Man, my Shluter was so HUGE i'm suffering from post-pardon depression!
by Beaner Basher October 23, 2005
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-the disorder of a victims sphincter not closing in time during a questionable fart, in turn releasing poo into said victims pants. Must happen on more that one occasion during a day to qualify. Victims with illness may be void. (decided by closest peers, on a hilarity sliding scale. ie. amount, frequency, smell, and victim's initial reaction upon release of said shart)
-the disorder of a victims sphincter not closing in time during a questionable fart, in turn releasing poo into said victims pants. Must happen on more that one occasion during a day to qualify. Victims with illness may be void. (decided by closest peers, on a hilarity sliding scale. ie. amount, frequency, smell, and victim's initial reaction upon release of said shart)
ex.
Victim: "Hey smell this fart! (plop) Oh, No!!!!!!! Curse this LOW SHUTTER SPEED! That's twice in one day now, god dammit!"
friend: "Oh, man! Classic, dude! Your running out of pants faster than the nursing home on enchilada night!
Victim: "Shut up!"
Friend: "You might wanna get that LOW SHUTTER SPEED looked at, man."
Victim: "Hey smell this fart! (plop) Oh, No!!!!!!! Curse this LOW SHUTTER SPEED! That's twice in one day now, god dammit!"
friend: "Oh, man! Classic, dude! Your running out of pants faster than the nursing home on enchilada night!
Victim: "Shut up!"
Friend: "You might wanna get that LOW SHUTTER SPEED looked at, man."
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