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Scalpers

Scalpers are illegal online individuals who can be the bane of your existence at a time of popularity surging items.

In an act of anti-consumerism, scalpers go through illegal and policy bending routes to buy products in insane amounts of bulk with digital softwares such as bots before the product is even months away from release. Then, in a fruitful attempt to gain money through unofficial means, they sell company items for twice the price and have their listings on seller-acceptable websites.

Those with a large amount of inventory through illegal measures have their items on online listing, and when consumers cannot turn to official methods of getting their product, they lie in wait, hoping that a desperate buyer would have no choice but to submit to their prices, which are normally about 2-3 times higher than company price.

While scalpers are mostly to blame for the shortage of products in the online era, retailers are also to blame. Some retail workers are scalpers or spies themselves for one. Two, online retailers do absolutely nothing in their power to defend against bots. Some, like Best Buy, have taken some security measures to allow 5 minute windows when something is in stock, as well as 1 per buyer, but it's still not enough to counter scalpers. Websites like the famous Amazon and eBay allow for scalpers to show off their ridiculous listings.
Man: "I tried getting the Playstation 5, but they were all out in seconds! How is it possible??"
Man 2: "Scalpers. Scalpers and their bots."
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literally the kindest person ever. a talented and pretty person <3
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Atomic scalp

(n.) the cause of extremely ridiculous hair (not just out-of-bed hair) and the prelude to constant snyde remarks and being made fun of. The word comes from the fact that an atom bomb might as well gone off on the victim/persons/clueless idiot trying to be something or someone he or she is NOT's scalp.
Dude, what's up with your atomic scalp?

Fix up your hair or you're going to have an atomic scalp!
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The Sapphic Sit

When a sapphic woman sits with her legs spread out ,bending forward over her thighs,with her elbows on her knees, letting her forearms dangle ,and looking gay asf.
“Do you know if she’s 💅🏾“
Yea she’s doing The Sapphic Sit”
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spah's sappin mah sentry!

when a spy is sapping your sentry
A SPAH'S SAPPIN MAH SENTRY! WITH A SAPPER
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sappho

Of or relating to lesbian behavior or acts.
Jane: I was hanging out with Michelle the other night watching March of the Penguins and doing shots of Cuervo, and suddenly she kicked off her Teva sandals and got all Sappho on me.

Josie: No way! Was she wearing her Raiders sweatshirt?

Jane: She was!

Josie: Beware the Raiders-Cuervo Sappho effect!

Jane: No, it was totally hot! Kiss me!
by JohnnyAZ May 18, 2006
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sappy

Expressing to states of human emotions. Blending happiness and sadness into one word.
Yes, I am sappy but I hope you have fun on your trip. (happy this person is going on their trip, but sad because youll miss them)
by Marc May 28, 2004
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