sasquatch

1.an extremly massive and huge person; one who is the size of 40 people; a fat ass
2. One who eats 24/7

Holy shit! That sasquatch is fat as hell! There is a sasquatch eating all my food!

by roger/roo/roggy/randy/andy-roo/roggster February 29, 2004

Sasquatch

The act of ejaculating on a girls face then throwing a pile of your shaved pubes on her face so she resembels Bigfoot.

Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend a sasquatch as her Halloween costume.

by CBGB78 November 9, 2009

Sasquatched

When the company IT person reconfigures the server, changes all the passwords, then quits.

All the computers are down; We've been sasquatched!

by MPB October 3, 2003

Cuban Sasquatch

The act of dumping onto your partners chest, then shaving the male anal pubes rolling it in the faeces on the partners to form a cigar shape and then leaving this to dry. Once dry you place the fresh cuban sasquatch up the male or female's anal passageway leaving some hanging out the end for you to set alight.

Man last night was mad I gave Denise a cuban sasquatch before bed and she loved it.

by manwithoutaspacebar October 18, 2010

reverse cuban sasquatch

A term used for when a partner during sex shits on the other partners chest, gracefully trims pubes off from the other partner, then precedes to wrap the hairy shit with a piece toilet paper, then takes the shit wrap and sticks it in the partners butthole...usually in a guy named Brandon Sayre

Damn I gave that Reverse Cuban Sasquatch good to him last night

by The-Big-D November 4, 2013

the sasquatch

when you are making out with your girlfriend and you suddenly thrust your foot up her vaginal duct.

tristan gave stacy "the sasquatch"

by milk T January 10, 2008

Sasquatch Salute

When someone is sleeping in front of a fan, you throw shit through the fan.

hey wake up or I'll show you a sasquatch salute!

by Anonymous November 5, 2003