Samoan

Large Polynesian people who originally hail from Samoa but can be found in larger numbers throughout New Zealand and Australia. Generally very friendly but only piss them off if you're tired of living

Littly Timmy was sick of living, so he went to Auckland to piss off some Samoans

by Dangerous G March 28, 2004

samohi

SAMOHI is short for Santa Monica High School. In California.
The school is broken up into "houses" where each house has a principal. The houses are: S, A, M, O, H, I.
Its pretty much an awesome school.

Person: What school do you go to?
Student: I go to SAMOHI.

by bitchhhhplease November 22, 2007

samoan shakedown

When 5 black dudes shove their cocks in a white kids ass usually to steal his/her money

A geeky white guy says: why do u have your hands clutching your rectum
Faggy white kid responds: I tried to go to a party last night but they gave me a samoan shakedown in the back ally instead

by Swag killa doe May 30, 2014

Samod

Samod is a 96 year old cynical soul in the body of a gnome.

He is a sexy beast
He loves evening naps
He spends 50 minutes trying to shit KEYWORD trying.
He has a flute that everyone wants to play
He sits in his room broken hearted, where he came to shit but only farted.

It didn't used to exit only. There is only one samod in this world.

by Fluteplayer17 October 16, 2019

Samoa

A single word used to ask for additional helpings of food. Usage was so prominent throughout multiple generations, that an entire culture was built around a group of individuals that want "Samoa" food.

Man 1: Hey Fa'kele did you already eat?

Man 2: Yeah. But can I have Samoa?

by DR RELEVANT February 2, 2020

Samoan

A person of descent from the primitive island known as Samoa. Samoans are known to be quite aggressive and ignorant at times. Their behavior is sometimes seen as erratic and similar to that of a savage (see caveman).

"Man, a Brave New World is right, Samoans are savages!"

by Siroma-bear September 13, 2004

samon

A young white child pretending to be African-American and tells lies to impress his internet pals.

Samon tells his internet buddies that he smokes weed and gets laid often.

by LlamaHunter. June 4, 2003