Rudert

V. The act of snapping at people

N. Any of a race of elderly women who snaps at younger persons and tends to wear the same or similar outfits; often confused with a "turkey" but is reality not.

She ruderted at me when I shined a laser pointer at her breast.

In the park...
"Is that a turkey?" said Mike.
"No, it's just a rudert; if she hears you she'll snap at you!" said Jane.

by Schmidtler May 28, 2008

Rupertology

Rupertology is a religion with a very small following in florida. Rupertologists worship a saxophone player who is amazingly good. The following is relatively unpopular and has just three or four members. Rupertology folk lore states that one the twelfth of november, a small tiger must be savagly gutted while alive. Then the tiger must be devoured raw. This custom ensures that saxophone will continue to be a highly regarded instrument in jazz music.

chris: "yo dawg, alex is the pope of rupertology!"
jesse: "I know, now BOW DOWN TO US!"

by kinberg January 4, 2008

rubertz

very cool Roblox player is better than ntg1d cuz ntg1d is so gay! go sub his channel rubertz

rubertz

by ntg1idgay October 7, 2019

repertoire

a sequence of movements performed by someone

My wonderful repertoire in bed made ur mom and ur dad cum too early

by urmom0987654321 March 14, 2022

Rupertocracy

The political system in which Rupert Murdoch rules.

The Anglophone sphere is becoming a global Rupertocracy.

by derpus maximus June 12, 2013

dirty ruppert

the art of fucking someone in the ass ( preferably a woman) while explaing to them how u would kill them if u get angrier at the world.

i was so angry when i got pulled over yesterday i went home and gave my wife a dirty ruppert.

by tony sorenson November 3, 2007

Ruperting

The act of being sexy while wearing a hoodie, eating bacon and petting cats. Not necesarrily all at the same time. Stiff nipples recquired.

Ashley: I smell bacon, cats and hoodies. What's going on here?
Rupert: Oh nothing, just ruperting.

by iTookYourOreo August 31, 2013